7 Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

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Re: 7 Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

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metalmariachi wrote:In the future..

Zombies shall walk the earth.

Zombie right activates will hold a million corpse march in Washington DC

In hopes of being reelected to a 100 th term Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will come out of the closet and admit they are Zombies.
The will be reelected.

In a typically Hypocritical Californian political move they will pass proposition 9 making it illegal to marry a zombie.

Al Gore will also come out and give a ten hour long boring slide show proving zombies are caused by global warming or cause global warming. No one is quite sure as they all fell asleep before the end of the presentation.
He will win The Nobel Prize

Zombie sex will replace school girls as the #1 fetish in Japan.

Several notable celebrities will appear before congress and speak about zombie rights and a need for a zombie rights amendment.

France will ban zombies outright, while England will be divided on the issue as their entire political system and monarchy are bases on zombies.

People magazine will have a ten most influential Zombies and the ten most beautiful/handsome zombie issues.

Celine Deon will be labeled a zombie by the tabloid press.

And In hopes of becoming famous again the the octo mom will give birth to multiple zombies

MM


Sounds like a documentary I watched a few months back...

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