7 Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

[culturejam]

Here's some light reading for a lovely Friday.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ickly.html

[McSpunckle]

Awesome.

[Scruffie]

I love the Cracked Zombie articles... considering there previous articles for plans and reasoning for why it could happen... I don't think they beleive what they just wrote

[metalmariachi]

But Zombies are predicted in the bible.

Well in one version.

Zachariah 14:12

New Living Translation (©2007)
And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.

MM

[Scruffie]

But Zombies are predicted in the bible.

Well in one version.

Zachariah 14:12

New Living Translation (©2007)
And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.

MM

Sounds like Heroin and Meth addicts to me.

Actually... the idea of zombies pre-date the bible by several hundred years... the idea is created recessive among fear for certain things in life that make them a horrifying idea but also a fairly common idea... that of being at work/school, whatever naked, it's a shared fear, but based on aspects of your life.

Oh yeah.. that and they gunna happen soon and come fuck you up (anyone know any good malls round here?)

[devnulljp]

But Zombies are predicted in the bible.
Well in one version.

What do you mean one version? There's a Jewish zombie that plays a pretty prominent role in the entire new testament...

[bigchiefbc]

But Zombies are predicted in the bible.
Well in one version.

What do you mean one version? There's a Jewish zombie that plays a pretty prominent role in the entire new testament...

[culturejam]

I love you guys.

[smile_man]

I like this. I hate the zombie apocalypse subculture.

[Mudfuzz]

I like this. I hate the zombie apocalypse subculture.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCgv5EociY[/youtube]

[smile_man]

I like this. I hate the zombie apocalypse subculture.

I'm sorry, but along with vegetarianism some of my friends took it WAY to far in their "love" of everything zombie. Some people just turn everything to shit.

[Mudfuzz]

Some people just turn everything to shit.

The truth beyond truth!

[metalmariachi]

In the future..

Zombies shall walk the earth.

Zombie right activates will hold a million corpse march in Washington DC

In hopes of being reelected to a 100 th term Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will come out of the closet and admit they are Zombies.
The will be reelected.

In a typically Hypocritical Californian political move they will pass proposition 9 making it illegal to marry a zombie.

Al Gore will also come out and give a ten hour long boring slide show proving zombies are caused by global warming or cause global warming. No one is quite sure as they all fell asleep before the end of the presentation.
He will win The Nobel Prize

Zombie sex will replace school girls as the #1 fetish in Japan.

Several notable celebrities will appear before congress and speak about zombie rights and a need for a zombie rights amendment.

France will ban zombies outright, while England will be divided on the issue as their entire political system and monarchy are bases on zombies.

People magazine will have a ten most influential Zombies and the ten most beautiful/handsome zombie issues.

Celine Deon will be labeled a zombie by the tabloid press.

And In hopes of becoming famous again the the octo mom will give birth to multiple zombies

MM

[smile_man]

YES!

[modernage]

In the future..

Zombies shall walk the earth.

Zombie right activates will hold a million corpse march in Washington DC

In hopes of being reelected to a 100 th term Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will come out of the closet and admit they are Zombies.
The will be reelected.

In a typically Hypocritical Californian political move they will pass proposition 9 making it illegal to marry a zombie.

Al Gore will also come out and give a ten hour long boring slide show proving zombies are caused by global warming or cause global warming. No one is quite sure as they all fell asleep before the end of the presentation.
He will win The Nobel Prize

Zombie sex will replace school girls as the #1 fetish in Japan.

Several notable celebrities will appear before congress and speak about zombie rights and a need for a zombie rights amendment.

France will ban zombies outright, while England will be divided on the issue as their entire political system and monarchy are bases on zombies.

People magazine will have a ten most influential Zombies and the ten most beautiful/handsome zombie issues.

Celine Deon will be labeled a zombie by the tabloid press.

And In hopes of becoming famous again the the octo mom will give birth to multiple zombies

MM

Sounds like a documentary I watched a few months back...