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:lol: GOAL!!! :!!!:

Yeah, I like some of the plainer XXL Guitars. That one's horrid though. :facepalm:
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Chankgeez wrote:Agreed. :thumb: I might be interested in a guitar like that, but not at that price. :eek:

Also, what's going on here?

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"Missing backplate."??? :wha?:
missed this hilarity :lol: wtf - is that the back plate on the front? or some hacked-up acoustic pickguard screwed on upside down? someone should book you for a reality show where such questions may be...probed...and answered :lol:
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https://reverb.com/item/49163754-shafte ... -hard-case
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:/ what is with the pricing on these bottom-feeder guitars with questionable "upgrades" :idk:
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Labor? :idk: Someone put a lot of work into that. :eek:
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:lol: :facepalm:
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Speaking of labor. I like Rick Kelly's guitars as much as the next person, but this one's straight up hideous:

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https://reverb.com/item/52497570-collec ... mal-guitar

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wat
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otoh, it's a shame Ann Wilson didn't have access to this in the 7ts :p
https://reverb.com/item/52455932-collec ... fly-guitar
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Dandolin wrote:https://reverb.com/item/49163754-shaftesbury-custom-made-sg-purple-metallic-relic-by-vtt-relics-early-70-s-with-hard-case
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:/ what is with the pricing on these bottom-feeder guitars with questionable "upgrades" :idk:
thats a lot of skull
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skullfuqqery
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https://reverb.com/item/52572108-vintag ... aster-neck

:wha?: :!!!: :trippy:
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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:lol: :joy: :yay: :erm: :lol:

but srsly - when your mod consists of altering the body shape so much that it's not only unrecognizable but like something out of another era entirely, i think you've gotta knock just a teensy bit more off you ask for your "vintage" mutt? :idk: :lol:
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I love it but id pay like 800 bucks for it
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seems reasonable :snax:
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Like, seriously, WTF? :whoa:

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psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
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(You can even tell folks you made it yourself)
Not so subtle attempt to escape responsibility for this monstrosity :lol:

I think the wonky sharpie'd(?) fret markers are my fav part :love:
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