The Most Satanic Time of the Year: Secret Santa 2019!!!!

[Eivind August]

Just checked the tracking number, so came in here to see whether they had made you aware. Nice.

Hope everything made it alright, there's one thing in particular that I sort of stacked like an idiot in the box. Everything is wrapped in there except for the candy, btw.

[Jwar]

They stuck a re-delivery notice on my door and now the package is MIA. Luckily I have the dumbass carrier on my Nest camera carrying the package and I have his face and everything, so they can't say "oh well, we don't know". I was so bitchy to them (in a nice way...hah) today that they made the carrier pull over to look for the box because he's new and has no idea. Good God. He stuck the slip on the door and never scanned it again. So pissed off right now. In all likelihood it will show up today, especially since the Post Master just bitched him out but fuck me USPS. It's not their fault either. USPS is so broken it's unreal. The poor people drive around trucks from the 80's and deliver on average (in my area) at least 80 hours a week. Some deliver up to a 120 hours. I shit you not. They are notoriously underpaid too. A route like mine pay 46k a year and requires you to work like 80 hours a week. hahaha. No ac on the truck, no heat, sounds like they are falling apart. It's so sad. Most carriers are really cool too and over the course of the 9 years I've lived here, we have been through probably 25 or more regular carriers. This route is so hard that they quit from the pressure. It's really sad.

Anyway, I'm sick and was so pumped to get that box and I saw it on the video so I know you loaded some stuff in there! hahaha! Looked kind of big homie! Hope shipping didn't kill you on that! )))) That's my Sunn O))))))))))) smiley. Why don't we have one?

[Jwar]

It has arrived!!

[coldbrightsunlight]

It's hard not to get annoyed at delivery drivers sometimes but they have a fairly hard job. Not that some of them aren't just rubbish

[Jwar]

True dat man.

So Eivind got me some cool stuff here! The fuzz. The fuzz! hahaha. I may look at modding the second stomp on it to latch but I love it other than that. It seems to open it up more with that second stomp but I'm going to read up on it first. It's an Fjord Gjallarhorn (which I've been eying this company for a minute and just never pulled the trigger). It's killer. Just killer. It also sounds good on bass and guitar.

I just read up on it too and it has some trimmers and a phase switch inside. That's fucking cool and I'm going to mark settings and mess it up! Nah, it says you're supposed to do it. It will squash the shit out of your signal with some crazy starved sounds or it will open up. I got it sound pretty wild last night.

I did make a few videos for you all to enjoy. I just need to upload them and I'll post them!

Anyway, this made my month man. You don't even know how much I appreciate.

Oh and all the music is awesome. I listened to almost all of it last night as well and wore my t-shirt.

Video to come!

[D.o.S.]

The Gjallarhorn sounds siiiiiiiiiick, excited to hear videos.

[Eivind August]

Happy to hear that you like it, man! I only gave it a quick spin before wrapping it up, but it did sound epic.

[coldbrightsunlight]

Yes!!!!

Good gifts. Much happiness.

[MrNovember]

My package is expected to reach its destination on Thursday

[Jwar]

My marks gifts arrived!! YUS! Shipping this week! Be scared Satan! Wait...am I Satan this year? I always mix that up.

Oh and I'm going to upload that video to Youtube and just post it here. Unless there's a better way?

[Jwar]

Happy to hear that you like it, man! I only gave it a quick spin before wrapping it up, but it did sound epic.

Dude, I hit the phase switch inside and it made it SOOOO much meater on bass. It's sooooo good. Perfect gift for me sir! You outdid yourself here! Oh and that candy...my God. The candy. hahahaha

[Dowi]

Video to come!

Waiting for this, enjoyed your unboxing videos of last year's while I was looking for inspiration for my secret Santa.

Also, went to buy a couple food gifts yesterday, the package is now complete, shipping tomorrow!

[UglyCasanova]

Yeah, the videos produce mass hygge.

[Gone Fission]

I just saw that this thread got stickied weeks ago. If you want to hide a thread from me, sticky it.

Damn, need to pull the box together fast! Down to final verification of one of the toys, making the rum balls, and finding a big box.

[oldangelmidnight]

mass hygge