It’s time to give until it hurts. Get yourself involved in a randomized secret santa arrangement with the weirdest group of miscreants you’re ever likely to share postage with.
CHARTER OF RULES
If you want to participate, these are the rules:
1. Don't be an asshole.
2. ILF Management will review all applicants for rule 1 compliance.
3. Minimum post count of 500. And due to issues the previous years, this is gonna be a hard line. If you don't have 500 posts, it's way too difficult to chose a meaningful/rad gift for you. You can try again next year!
Also, if you haven't posted in a while you probably aren't real stalkable, and maybe you should reconsider participating
4. What should be in the package:
A pedal or musical apparatus with a minimum value of $100, used or new.
Consumables or other treats.
A piece of recorded music. Your own or something you think the recipient should hear.
Love (or a simulacrum thereof)
5. Presents must reach their destination in time to be opened by Christmas.
6. Failure to send a gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Management does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that. And remember, we know where you live.
7. With great power comes great responsibility. The organizer will not be included in the list of participants.
Other guidelines:
NSFW: show
All applications must be sent by Friday October 5th of 2018. After that, I cannot promise you can be included, as it would require to randomly assign everybody again which is not cool.
If you get the confirmation email after you fill the form, you're good. I will review every application and send you an email if it's incomplete.
You will be required to choose a pool. Choose the worldwide pool if you want to receive and send gifts worldwide. Choose the Northen America pool if you're located in the US, Canada and Mexico and want to receive and send your gift within these borders. Choose the Europe pool if you're located in the EU, UK, Norway, Switzerland and want to receive and send your gift within these borders.
In order to streamline, automate, and fully randomize the process, you are required to sign up by filling a form : APPLICATIONS CLOSED
QUESTIONS AND APPLICATION ISSUES
If you have any question, ask them in this thread and I'll get to it
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