Controversial Opinions

[Sonaboy]

Every time some dope on my team orders a pizza for group lunch, it's whatever serves as "good" from Pizza Hut, PJohn's or wherever and I start to wonder if anyone under age 35 around here have actually had even DECENT pizza in their entire lives. Whatever is in the box usually just looks like a cartoon pizza and tastes like salty ketchup.

[D.o.S.]

Vegan pizza is the best pizza.

[comesect2.0]

All crust should be injected with cheese...I want goat cheese stuffed crust....expensive stinky grey cheese surprise 50 bucks a slice...the option to have gummy bears and peaches on my pizza America, I'm talking about stinky cheese gummy bear peach pizza with too much sauce on barely cooked expensive dough and all stringy on the first slice America where are my options America.

[rustywire]

Vegan pizza is not pizza.

[cherler]

the correct definition for pizza is dough+sauce+cheese

Vegan pizza is not pizza.

I'm gonna challenge this. Pizza = food as plate. You're really eating cheesy tomato soup on a weird flat bread bowl. If it's vegan tomato soup, as long as you eat it on something like a weird flat bread bowl then it's a pizza.

[tremolo3]

Vegetarian pizza is the best pizza.

[Muff_Diver]

I'm gonna challenge this. Pizza = food as plate. You're really eating cheesy tomato soup on a weird flat bread bowl. If it's vegan tomato soup, as long as you eat it on something like a weird flat bread bowl then it's a pizza.

Ethiopian food is not, nor never will be, pizza.

As time progresses, so does the technology behind vegan cheeses. Its the single factor holding it back from indistinguishable taste difference/experience. That being said, I do enjoy a good vegan pie-I think daiya makes it taste like macaroni and cheese pizza

Apparently the hot vegan spot here (Blackbird) switched from daiya to violife so further research is in order.

[rustywire]

That postmodern pizza shit can take it on the arches. "French pizza" is also a violation of the geneva convention and serving it is like presenting someone with a declaration of war.

The only enjoyable vegan food is a spread of ingredients not attempting to emulate non-vegan food. For example: chips & salsa with guac is a top-tier snack. Soon as you attempt to add "not-cheese" or "ground beef alternative" to make *cheesy beefish nachos* does it become revolting. The compromise to use vegetarian chili and concede to using real cheese for the "melt" or nothing.

[Chankgeez]

Ethiopian food is not, nor never will be, pizza.

Teff is the greatest grain ever.

[cherler]

postmodern pizza

No pizza has more inherent value than any other pizza regardless of ingredients, and all food as plate consumables have equal claim to pizza-hood......except for Hawaiian....

[rustywire]

[friendship]

Chili as dictated by Texas is too one-dimensional to serve by itself.

[Achtane]

Grits >>>>>>>> oatmeal
Has to be yellow corn though, that white bullshit is so bland.

[neonblack]

Contrary to the "bro" culture they try to cultivate, hardcore shows are some of the least friendly environments I've ever played in

[cherler]

Grits >>>>>>>> oatmeal
Has to be yellow corn though, that white bullshit is so bland.

Plus who puts shrimp in oatmeal?