Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:41 pm

lol. how old are you? because now i'm limited to 1.7, 3 TOPS.

when i was teens to mid twenties, could totes do that in 3 or 4 days. especially with the Twinkie vs Toaster Strudel safety option being engaged.

shit. fucking. damnit Psy.

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:56 pm

I’m 33, so not a young pup

I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!

BetterOffShred · Post by **BetterOffShred** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:22 pm

I did 9 once. That was a great Tuesday. I'm 38 now and yeah it's like 2 or 3 .. with my girl, so probably..1 with my hand.

My Bro-in-law got the 'sectomy, had a re-sectomy, and then another 'sectomy.. that's crazy talk.

I may get the snips here sooner or later. Food for thought.. but the dick switch is pure madness

popvulture · Post by **popvulture** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:03 am

Is the dick switch compatible with Siri?

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:37 am

The dick switch wouldn’t even work. Is very probable that there is sperm on both sides of the switch. You’d need to wait at least a month after turning it off

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:42 am

Dick Switch is a great band name.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:35 am

JonnyAngle wrote:I’m 33, so not a young pup

I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!

so. like. should you post a countdown or something equally invasive and creepy?

do.... do we cheer?

I THINK WE SHOULD CHEER.

BetterOffShred · Post by **BetterOffShred** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:57 am

Straight Jackin' Dawg..

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:25 pm

I’m going Facebook live!

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:31 pm

JonnyAngle wrote:Got the snip snip today.

It was sad when i searches for this thread and found all the psy vam contributions.

So I need to wait 12 weeks/ 20 ejacs before they will do a specimen sample. How quickly could you ejac 20 Times?

I would take it easy man. LOL! Wait until you feel right. They should have given you a timeline on that one as well. I believe it's a few weeks, but I could be wrong.

Hope your recovery goes well! Mine was a bitch, but everyone is different.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:55 pm

BetterOffShred wrote:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..

i said LANOLIN bitch!

BetterOffShred · Post by **BetterOffShred** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:03 pm

behndy wrote:
BetterOffShred wrote:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..
i said LANOLIN bitch!

Such an underrated movie

jirodreamsofdank · Post by **jirodreamsofdank** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:17 pm

Got nine in one hungover New Year's Day when my girlfriend and I stayed in bed all day. By the end we were both in pain but there was a real sense of accomplishment.

Derelict78 · Post by **Derelict78** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:09 am

What a great thread!
I laughed, I cried, I almost puked a couple times.
I think I may want a vasectomy.

Derelict78 · Post by **Derelict78** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:10 am

behndy wrote:yeshhhhhhhh. EXACTLY how i would weed out a potential mate.

you like Tool? cool cool. I MUST RUN FUNNY NOW. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS.

AND there is a JTHM reference in here.

ilovefuzz.com

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