Dat Azz Thread. NSFW!

[Seedy]

^ yuck.

I work with this ass:

No, seriously!



It can be very difficult to get things done.

I can work with that ass.

[Jenesis]

I would work that ass.

[deadbeatriot]

i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.

[hclapp219]

[image removed. yuck, too graphic.]

And den dey lick de poo-poo! Like ice cream!

[spacelordmother]

i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.

Also, her front matches her back....

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close.

[floating opera]

[image removed. yuck, too graphic.]

[deadbeatriot]

i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.

Also, her front matches her back....

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close.

an ass worth fighting fooorrrrrrr

[Jero]

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close.

Key word "training" to be a fighter...he's not one yet. You're good, as long as you attack NEOW!

[Gunner Recall]

You need to get past that, because, no ass is worth thinkin' that much about...I always say.

[Jero]

You need to get past that, because, no ass is worth thinkin' that much about...I always say.

LOL, dig the new avatar btw

[spacelordmother]

You need to get past that, because, no ass is worth thinkin' that much about...I always say.

Oh, I was never under any impression that I would ever be under it.

Just something that makes the work day brighter!


But don't you ever wonder, if you think about it hard enough, she might feel a tickle??

[Gunner Recall]

But don't you ever wonder, if you think about it hard enough, she might feel a tickle??

It worked for Luke Skywalker Heh I just wanted an excuse to use that quote...she looks like she has an ass worth thinking about

LOL, dig the new avatar btw

Mellon

[Big Mon]

i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.

Also, her front matches her back....

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close.

I say shoot that guy in the face,after shooting him in the dick. Of course if you wanna take the high road,I know heel hooks,knee bars,arm bars,rear naked/guillotine/triangle chokes,ankle locks,and such. Plus,whileillegal in the octagon,throat strikes,groin shots and eye gouging are quite effective

[deadbeatriot]

i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.

Also, her front matches her back....

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close.

I say shoot that guy in the face,after shooting him in the dick. Of course if you wanna take the high road,I know heel hooks,knee bars,arm bars,rear naked/guillotine/triangle chokes,ankle locks,and such. Plus,whileillegal in the octagon,throat strikes,groin shots and eye gouging are quite effective

and if you really wanna be a dick about it, all you need to learn is:

1. how to take someone down

2. how to stay in top control


take him down and JUST KEEP HIM THERE. don't do anything else. it's a guaranteed way to make him go blind with rage, but if you do it right there won't be anything he can do

[magiclawnchair]

i would do a lot more than just work with that ass.

Also, her front matches her back....

She's born and raised Russian (no accent though ) so I've spent a lot of time talking to her about Russian food (I'm currently a chef) and she invited me to go with her to church and then the Russian community potluck afterwards.

However, she does have a boyfriend and he is training to be a UFC fighter, so I think it's better I keep my distance, even if my eyes are always up close.

I say shoot that guy in the face,after shooting him in the dick. Of course if you wanna take the high road,I know heel hooks,knee bars,arm bars,rear naked/guillotine/triangle chokes,ankle locks,and such. Plus,whileillegal in the octagon,throat strikes,groin shots and eye gouging are quite effective

everything ghostez just said but while wrapped in barbed wire...