Repeating Low Probability Glitches

[sears]

I have never seen 3 oz of weed in person. And, also, a couple of years ago I had also never even seen 3 oz of weed.

How about finding porn in the woods? Anybody ever found porn in the woods? I used to, like, when I was too young and I was like eww.. happened at least 3 times.

[gnomethrone]

I grew up in the scrubby chaparral of the american southwest so no woods to play in. Came up on dirt lot and dusty gulch porn magazines tho. 1000 blessings upon you, pre-internet public smut stashers.

[behndy]

oh man. random chunk of pron mag. THAT brings up memories.

when i was 13 and thought i was SLICK i got caught trying to steal pron vhs's from a local grimy liquor store. must have been a pretty normal occurrence. they just showed me the bat the beat repeat offenders with, glared, and let me run out the door, never to return.

effective! and i'm sure they got a good laugh out of it?

[comesect2.0]

theres always a repeating number, sequence of shapes, same type/genes of a person that comes into my life which gives the constant illusion of simulation and Im always quoting this guy when I notice it "tis allways da same"

what ever happend to going into a 7-11 and the cashier is daydreaming while checking you out and gives you the cash you gave them back PLUS your change......that used to happen all the fucking time...

[Errant Tiger]

I always joke that the matrix fucked up ..

Yeah on Thursday I went to 3 gas stations on my local commute and all 3 had cyclone fence around the pumps and they were getting torn out. I had to drive like 3 miles out of my way to get gas.

That happened to me back in the fall. WEIRD.

[Errant Tiger]

How about finding porn in the woods? Anybody ever found porn in the woods? I used to, like, when I was too young and I was like eww.. happened at least 3 times.

When I was in 9th grade I was forced to do community service through school. We were cleaning up the boggy grasslands down the street and we found some weird digest-sized letters-style porn mag that I swear had hand-drawn illustrations. I also remember that one of the "letters" was "from" somebody who was talking about having sex with a woman while one or both of them had a head cold; the letter focused on the erotic tactile sensations of snot.

[behndy]

Found Forest Porn is an awesome band name.

[gnomethrone]

Found Forest Porn with their debut album "erotic tactile sensations of snot".

[BetterOffShred]

theres always a repeating number, sequence of shapes, same type/genes of a person that comes into my life which gives the constant illusion of simulation and Im always quoting this guy when I notice it "tis allways da same"

what ever happend to going into a 7-11 and the cashier is daydreaming while checking you out and gives you the cash you gave them back PLUS your change......that used to happen all the fucking time...

I don't know who he is.. but I know.. where he is.
-King Willy (while still featuring his head)

[PeteeBee]

Found Forest Porn is an awesome band name.

[sears]

"Puritan" was one of the mags. I remember it being gross, but after all I was probably 9.

[Kacey Y]

The answer to "What do you do with a BALE OF COCAINE??"...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7eD2PFBhlE[/youtube]

(don't ever do this)

[rustywire]

This one time I lost 7 bricks of big boy buds because apparently the east and west coast are easy to mix-up if you're a dumb mule



Real talk, finding a $20 bill on the ground. It's happened in my life at least 2 dozen times since I was 7, with a third of them being more than 1 bill in the score. It def contributed to some sort of hyperawareness I struggle to turn off.

The first time I attempted a 2handed no-look halfcourt shot over my head, I banked it to perfection. Sized it up and heaved. I was 8 or 9, in the gym after school. Wasn't a regulation court, but that's still pretty wild to think about. 2 years later on a regulation court I similarly banked a 3/4 court "shot" where I sized it up and punted the bball like a soccer ball. Nailed it, twice in a row. However after that 2nd make, I then spent 30 (unsuccessful) attempts to repeat it again, similar to the og backwards heave, before wandering off to play some kickball.

I've won multiple auctions on ebay at my max bid, by $1. From small to big ticket items, the most notable being a Tube-Tech EQ

[behndy]

"Puritan" was one of the mags. I remember it being gross, but after all I was probably 9.

like. i want to look it up? but then. i really DON'T want to look it up?

finding money on the ground is such a dilemma. like, almost anyone you ask "did you drop a 20?" is going to say OH YAH THANKS.

i've found hundred bills a couple times. both times were at gas stations, both time i could see someone desperately searching around for SOMEthing and asked them if they dropped a bill, what denomination, when they said hundy handed it back.

lol. one was a CUTE grrL that offered to buy me a coffee as thanks. and. like. i am SO married. but. was nice of her.

[gnomethrone]

like. i want to look it up? but then. i really DON'T want to look it up?

I looked it up