Repeating Low Probability Glitches

[behndy]

what weird unexpected rando things happen to you, but more than once?

like. so far. twice. i have found a HUGE then a decent amount of weed.

once about 7 bricks (i think a pound each?) got "returned" to my doorstep because someone used my address and filled out the customs form incorrectly.

then the other day i was in a Targét parking lot in Richmond and the people parked next to me dropped a bag with about 3 ounces of all buds, no shake.

annnnnnnd i don't smoke hardly ever. like. once in the last 10 years. and my grrL and i shared about a quarter of a joint and where DONE.

give me some Someone Wrote The Code Wrong For This Section Of My Simulated Environment AGAIN thingies.

GIMME.

[BetterOffShred]

I always joke that the matrix fucked up ..

Yeah on Thursday I went to 3 gas stations on my local commute and all 3 had cyclone fence around the pumps and they were getting torn out. I had to drive like 3 miles out of my way to get gas.

[Jwar]

You found 7 pounds of weed on your porch? 7 pounds??? This is so hard to believe. I almost can't believe it.

[behndy]

lol. and my brother, who enjoys the mari-juana, was PISSED that i called the cops.

SQUARE.

[BetterOffShred]

Sir thanks for alerting us to this strange shipment, but I thought you said on the phone there were 7 bricks ?

Nah man. I said 6.

[behndy]

dood. the cops were BOGGLED.

"like. you know. this happens all the time. dealers just write lost shipments off? you're.... turning in..... weeeeed?"

WELL I WAS A LITTLE FRIGHTENED AT FELONY WEIGHT DRUGS JUST SHOWING UP ON MY DOORSTEP OKAY.

[gnomethrone]

i called the cops.

This is the hardest part of the story for me to wrap my head around.

[behndy]

i dunno man. like. i know Cali is fine with weed, but it was before all the legality kicked in, i didn't live on the BEST area, i don't know if doods show up looking for ALL THEIR DRUGS.

JUST IN CASE.

[gnomethrone]

Ah yeah that makes sense. If you don't smoke why hold a massively criminal amount. Kinda reminds me of a story:
A friend of mine was the cook on an upscale chartered fishing boat. They would go out from San Diego down off the coast of Baja for a few weeks at a time. When he wasn't busy cooking three gourmet meals a day he would get to hang out and fish. One evening he hooked a bale of cocaine.
A...
BALE...
OF...
COCAINE.
Pulled it up on the deck. Looked at with the other crew. I saw the cell phone pics. What can you really do with a bale of cocaine you find at work tho? You can't just bring it back to your bunk. He and the other guys grabbed a wee bit and just tossed it back. They threw A BALE OF COCAINE back off the side of a boat. Life is crazy.

[behndy]

oog. how much is a bale? THAT WOULD TEMPT ME TO TRY THE DEALER LIFE.

..... not really. shits is FRIGHTENING.

[gnomethrone]

I'm not sure what it weighed but it was a bunch of individual bricks wrapped together into a huge block. I guess smugglers just toss them overboard if they start getting followed.

[Jwar]

That's insane. All of you are insane.

[Jero]

I have a hard time believing someone just dropped almost a 1/4 pound and didn't notice
It’s not like a gram in a cellophane.

And that bale shit is nuts. That’s some Into the Blue nonsense.

[behndy]

dood i felt bad for them. it was a couple, i assume they were high as HELL. but i thought it was a bag of dog food or.... granola? and by the time i made a move to tap their window to let them know they dropped something, oop. driving off.

[baremountain]

You can always mail that 3 oz to me I know of a couple ways to... properly dispose of it.