Asking the real questions

[Kacey Y]

Cheetahs is a great suggestion. Not a pack animal, kind of low defense, but extremely fast attack, so difficult to defend against and could prevent a heavy from winding up a big attack. Kind of a limited use combo breaker.

[Kacey Y]

All I want to do this weekend is play this game that doesn't exist.

[hbombgraphics]

All I want to do this weekend is play this game that doesn't exist.

I have to coach youth soccer, this game would be a huge improvement to my weekend.

[Kacey Y]

I think we're taking our kids to the mall to meet the PJ Masks.

I like my kid, but I love the idea of polar bears fighting gorillas.

[PeteeBee]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1rsc9GzMW0[/youtube]

More mythical critters in here than I remembered, but a good use of polar bears, warthogs, cheetahs, hawks, and gorillas.

[calfzilla]

@hbombgraphics you didn't grow up in Kentucky did you? Because I had a buddy wake up one morning with the abdomen of his hoodie and shirt torn to shreds and his torso all scratched up. He said he remembered getting super hammered and ending up in someone's house/basement who was keeping a bobcat as a pet(?) in a cage..... We all think he just got attacked by a trash panda, but that's neither here nor there.

Hippos are deadly from both ends. Good choice.

[Kacey Y]

Hippos are not to be fucked with. I'm not going to defile this thread with gore, but you're all capable of typing "Hippo Attack" into the internet.

[calfzilla]

I don't think you can defile anything once HST has been brought up. Or, maybe, defilement is in the spirit of HST, so is it really defiling?

[hbombgraphics]

@hbombgraphics you didn't grow up in Kentucky did you? Because I had a buddy wake up one morning with the abdomen of his hoodie and shirt torn to shreds and his torso all scratched up. He said he remembered getting super hammered and ending up in someone's house/basement who was keeping a bobcat as a pet(?) in a cage..... We all think he just got attacked by a trash panda, but that's neither here nor there.

Hippos are deadly from both ends. Good choice.

no I am from upstate NY, my friend was hanging on the playground when a bobcat attacked him, he fended it off and ran into the school where it followed him and he hit it with a mop until it was subdued, I wouldn't have believed it if it didn't make the news and I saw the scratches myself.

[Invisible Man]

I will plan to knock together rules if I get trapped under some babies. That’s more likely than getting to the other (noisy) projects like ILF drums.

Polar bears and rats. This is the answer. Well-balanced.

[Blackened Soul]

Polar bears and rats. This is the answer. Well-balanced.

Yeah, but I see no bear option so I don't think the oq is valid

[neonblack]

Oh, sorry, we replaced the Buffalo with Polar Bears. I'll update the OP

[Blackened Soul]

Oh, sorry, we replaced the Buffalo with Polar Bears. I'll update the OP

But now I want buffalo riding polar bears

[PeteeBee]

I’m still uncertain if the premise is survival against only hoards of critters, or a PvP situation, where like say four people with two crews of animals each go at it.

[neonblack]

The original idea is you pick 2 and the rest try to kill you