rustywire wrote:Have I slipped into a timeline where the market was beckoning for another 2 knob phaser with no features?
I can't be the only one who is dying laughing over here at that thing. Did their product department become Nihilists? Or do they just have an zany sense of humor.
"Let's call is the grape phaser"
"Brilliant! You're promoted"
Watch out Dwarfcraft. You were worried about Pigtronix. These guys are your REAL competition with their grape phasers.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I'm with both of you. What could be so special about this particular 2-knob phaser, that it had to be unleashed on the world at this time? As far as the name, my first two guesses are that it's either purposefully irreverent or it's like someone just gave up. "Yeah, we made the Grape Phaser. Whatsittuya, buddy?"
FF to 5 mins from now when an Aguilar rep signs up for this board, in order to tell us that his 5-yr old daughter's favorite color is grape.
Chankgeez wrote:
We should have a game show à la Name That Tune
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 5 pedals.
other contestant: I can shoegaze that tune with 4 pedals.
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 3 pedals.
other contestant: OK, shoegaze that tune!
Inconuucl:
I might be a grape leap of faith but the rewards will be sweet. It's the kind of moral fiber we need around here.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
echorec wrote:Teenage Engineering is teasing a new project on their Instagram account. Considering the OP-Z still hasn't hit stores, I would not hold my breath on this being available that soon either.
echorec wrote:Teenage Engineering is teasing a new project on their Instagram account. Considering the OP-Z still hasn't hit stores, I would not hold my breath on this being available that soon either.
Chankgeez wrote:
We should have a game show à la Name That Tune
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 5 pedals.
other contestant: I can shoegaze that tune with 4 pedals.
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 3 pedals.
other contestant: OK, shoegaze that tune!
Inconuucl:
Introducing the Colour Theory. An 8-step sequencer with six effects modes, full MIDI control, presets, tap tempo, and expression pedal input. It can even sequence external devices using MIDI! $199.99 USA street. Available 2.13.18 from your favourite Alexander dealer.
Introducing the Colour Theory. An 8-step sequencer with six effects modes, full MIDI control, presets, tap tempo, and expression pedal input. It can even sequence external devices using MIDI! $199.99 USA street. Available 2.13.18 from your favourite Alexander dealer.
haha that's kind of funny given the timing, it's like a jr version of the new empress
echorec wrote:This is a synthh desgined with kids 3 & up in mind. Based on looks and features, it's more of a family/sharing instrument. No pricing or real Web presence either, so probably more of a working concept than a ready-to-order item.
MIDI input for an external keyboard or sequencer controller.
Eight unique oscillator modulation schemes.
One Low Pass Filter.
Two Envelope Generators.
Two LFOs.
3-in/3-out modulation matrix.
Performance Mode optimizes device display for music production.
Audio Output jack.
