Shitty jokes!

[aen]

1st one is vaguley related to fuzz.

What do you call a nun with a sex change?

A TRANS-SISTER!



What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

PHIL.


My son came up with a great one the other day:

"Want to hear a dirty joke?"

"of course"

"A bear fell in poop!"




Anyone have some shitty jokes?

[aen]

Hey, devi, are you a tree?

[aen]

Waaagh! I KNEW IT!

[pablo9000]

What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

PHIL.

...on the doorstep? MATT.
...in the pool? BOB.

What can you do for a dog with no legs? Take him out for a drag.

What's red and white and stringy and hangs from the telephone wires? (Ummm...I haven't told this one since b4 I had kids of my own, and now it seems...not...quite...right.) Baby shot through a snowblower.

That last one used to bring down the house. What kind of monsters were we? Now, I'm bummed.

Shitty, indeed.

[hasblueshoes]

What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

PHIL.

...on the doorstep? MATT.
...in the pool? BOB.

...in a museum? ART.

[basti moon]

I found this page while searching for the extremely horrible baby jokes: http://jokehell.com/

This is one of the least harmless I found:
Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A zombie baby eating a nun.

[pablo9000]

I found this page while searching for the extremely horrible baby jokes: http://jokehell.com/

This is one of the least harmless I found:
Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A zombie baby eating a nun.

Oh god... reminds me...it's all coming back now....aieeee!!

What's black and white and red and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head.

[htsamurai]

baby sea otter walks into a club

[the raytownian]

^^^ ohhhhhhhhh... haha...


I honestly can't remember any... something about helen keller.... there were a few, but I don't remember any punchlines... I'm no help!

[k o y l]

(I'll probably translate those quite bad but I'll try... I hope it'll still be funny after my translation)

What does it take to have the Beatles re-united ??


... 3 bullets...


Do you know the story of Bam the dog ??

It's a dog, he crosses the street, a truck comes and BAM the dog....

[aen]

It's only 2 bullets now....

[meatlog]

What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

PHIL.

what do you call a quad amputee with 40 rabbits up his ass?


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warren!

[whalesong]

Does anyone know the difference between jelly and jam?

[Jenesis]

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

[smile_man]

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