What's the best office for drone?

[Olin]

The best office drone to ever exist, and just down the road from you too!

[Blackened Soul]

The microwave room in the cafeteria at the Costco headquarters building

[drolo]

the oval office, of course

[Gone Fission]

Microsoft Office. Have you tried putting it in a spreadsheet?

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[GardenoftheDead]

when I was being an office bitch we had these weird white noise generators installed in the air vents. I guess they were supposed to help make conversations more indistinguishable from a distance in case there were multiple phone conversations in one room or if we were giving an office tour.

[codetocontra]

I had to go to a flour mill a few times. Industrial equipment so loud it makes your body vibrate in an unpleasant way, to the point of being stressful to just walk through certain areas. Every floor is a different drone. Even on the roof.

[resincum]

best office = warehouse turn on the forklifts and bang on the compressors for added ambiance

[$harkToootth]

Giving a serious answer this time, I used to work in the basement of a library doing records, indexing, and processing research requests. Sort of a micro level of an industrial workplace but at the same time its foil. It is so quite you eventually hear a build up of vents, computer fans any electrical power hum etc. Best to be #alonewiththedrone.

It's like a "nice drone" though...think GROUPER - A.I.A: Alien Observer.

[D.o.S.]

I forgot my headphones today so I'm jamming Soliloquy for Lilith quietly and no one is saying anything.

[goroth]

I'd say a stethoscope and any office computer with a loud fan would do it. Alternatively a contact mic + a espresso coffeemaker into a big conferance room for reverb

Someone please do this.

[Bassist_Diver]

Have you considered the Air Force?

[$harkToootth]

I played some Kevin Drumm (Just Lay Down And Forget It) when we had an onsite meeting one day. People were into it or at least not offended.