Grooming

[aedes]

This is what I use to get nose and ear hair. Don't know if it's the creme de la creme, but I've been through a few different makes/models, and this one has been reliable for a few years.

If you think the nose and ear hair is bad at 31, wait a few years when it all starts turning WHITE. Shining out from deep within the caverns of your shnoz like a spectral miner's daughters ghost.

Oh yeah, that's the tool I use too. Works great.

Since I'm pushing 50, I have a nice crop that seems to grow deep, deep, deep into my ear canal. It's glorious.

[JonnyAngle]

I take the guard off the clippers and go to town. I have a hair phobia

[OldGeorge]

Early 30's and may the devil bless me I don't have made nose hair issues and basically no ear hair... my grandfather on my ma's side didn't really not my dad so I think I'm alright. The thing that I get is weird 1 off back hairs. There always seems to be on on my shoulder blade that my fat ass can't reach. Fortunately one of my best friends tattoos my back and yanks it whenever I go in for more work. I need a girlfriend.

Nose hair is dealt with almost daily. I get allergies and smoke so they can be insufferable at times. I blow my nose every morning and evening. I take that time to look for stray long hairs that get plucked on the spot. I just wish I didn't have to trim chest hair... I just don't like having it.

[Invisible Man]

"Tattoo shop/waxing Parlor."

[Kacey Y]

I use tweezers for the ear hair, hair on the top of my nose and separating my unibrow. Battery powered trimmer for nose hair and trimming my eyebrows (half the hair in my eyebrows just grow longer than the rest, for some reason) and a regular old razor for separating my beard from my chest hair, the sides of my temples from my hairline and the back of my neck from my backhair. It' snot crazy thick or really dark, but it's everywhere. I'm 38 and I've hit like 5 secondary puberties. My hair up front on top is thinning out and balding too, so that's fun.

My oldest kid is three and has had a blonde back pelt and bushy eyebrows since he was a newborn. If it darkens as he gets older, like mine did, he's going to have it bad. All the older men in my family (my dad, grandpas on both sides, uncles on my mom's side) mostly couldn't grow beards and have no chest hair, I don't know what crazy recessive gene I got or if my mom just got bit by a wolf under the full moon while pregnant.

[reckon luck]

31 here, I use cheap nose trimmers once or twice a month. I pluck the few ear hairs I've got. My back and chest have very little growth but I shave them because hair doesn't belong there, IMO.

[goroth]

Bunch of goddamn youngsters in here.

But yeah. This is the year that ear and nose hair have driven me batshit, so I'm getting a rechargeable trimmer of some kind.

[Invisible Man]

Because of the ILFcast, I read everyone’s posts in their voices.

Aloud.

[popvulture]

I really do need to get one of the nose hair trimmers, because in lieu I keep just yanking them out, which always makes me sneeze. I imagine it's fun to watch.

[goroth]

Dude, that is pain.

[Disarm D'arcy]

This twice a week.

Nose hair is the worst.

[Blackened Soul]

I just assumed that all of you just needed to be put through a sheep dip now and then.

[Iommic Pope]

I'm a meticulous plucker.
The ear hair gets to me. I cant do that shit. It physically irks me, so I am constantly sweeping them with the tweezers like a constant gardener eliminating problem weeds.
Grey and receeding on top, so I shave my head. But that all started before I was really losing hair as I picked up some dermal thing and my hair made my scalp itch.
Because my head looks unbalanced bald and clean shaven, I grow my super gross pubey beard. It has some of those white mother fuckers in it. They can stay, I'm not putting anymore maintenance into the damn thing than is necessary. I maintain a neck and cheek line twice a week, shave the stray mo growth that wants to go sideways and up above the rest of the mo line.
Im not really hairy on the rest of my body, when i can be bothered I opt for manscaping because it affords certain....benefits.
Sounds gross and it probably is but....whatever.

My skin is starting to look like shit though.

[goroth]

#queenslanded

that sun is brutal bro.

[Iommic Pope]

A man is not a reptile.

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