Grooming

[Invisible Man]

Many of us are firmly in our 30s. At 31, I'm noticing some ear hairs sprouting up and I have no idea what to do with them. Shaving them seems dumb and impractical. I've tried plucking them out it it makes me sneeze.

Nose hair is a real concern of mine. I've always been self-conscious about boogers because I am tall, and people always look up my nose when talking to me. Not on purpose, probably. It's simple geometry.

How do YOU handle the variety of grotesque and/or unsightly bodily developments that Father Time has gifted you?

[$harkToootth]

I'm basically a Centaur so all my hair is downstairs. I refuse to shave it or trim. Going on two years without trimming my pubs and don't plan on doing it again.

[Invisible Man]

I had a strong feeling you'd be the first to respond.

Satyr or centaur?

[$harkToootth]

[$harkToootth]

I need to find me a lady.

[popvulture]

They make little rechargeable nose hair trimmers that seem to be the safest way to do that... I've thought many a time about getting one because I'm horrified every time I use a pair of scissors on my nose hair (which is admittedly a lot, old fart that I'm becoming).

Also, why are grey hairs seemingly thicker and wirier than hairs that still have color? I mean I know there's probably a biological reason, but WHY???

[Bloodhammer]

Now all I can think about is hirsute women.

[Invisible Man]

Are you Andre the Giant?

And yeah those scissors seem like they belong in Egyptian death rituals.

[lost in music]

This is what I use to get nose and ear hair. Don't know if it's the creme de la creme, but I've been through a few different makes/models, and this one has been reliable for a few years.

If you think the nose and ear hair is bad at 31, wait a few years when it all starts turning WHITE. Shining out from deep within the caverns of your shnoz like a spectral miner's daughters ghost.

[Invisible Man]

Re: wiry white hairs: I sometime pluck out a greybeard and show it to Invisible Woman because it grosses her out to no end how thick and plantlike they are.

Aaaaaaand that's life after a decade of marriage (exquisite).

[drolo]

let it all grow. at some point your nose hair will fade with your beard, your back hair will fade with your neck hair, your pubes will fade with your nose hair, embrace it

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[gnomethrone]

Oh man. Turning 32 next month and the ear hairs are coming on stronger than ever. Sometimes I forget to trim and mrs. gnomethrone calls me a yorkie.
Those little rechargeable trimmers like lost in music posted are the way to go. Just buzz down the ear hairs as often as you see fit, switch out the head and grind away at that nose fur. My set came with a bonus trimmer so I don't have to use the same one for my butt cheeks and my sideburns which is nice. New this year: the hair at the corners of my hairline are ever so sneakily migrating to my back. Life is harsh.

[comesect2.0]

Your hair melts off your head on to your ears, threw your nose and slides on to your back...got a silver single lock growing out my forehead and sometimes I swear I can feel it growing...brb gotta phone dump and take pictures, transmission of images to come two 1nch long ear hairs that I protect for they alert me to invasion.
Both sides of my beard grows at differ paces, and tooth..you got like hasidic payots in ur pants?

[actual]

*gets lotion and tissues*

[$harkToootth]

and tooth..you got like hasidic payots in ur pants?