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Invisible Man wrote:
resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?
The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.
tru. my next guess is Invisible Man
Pretty sure the VH deleted one of my posts. Do with that what you will; make your own determinations.

Fairly sure I'm losing my grip on reality, so this is very possible. Or maybe the Velvet Hammer is me. Who is the dominant personality here? Or maybe VH is Dad Dick 2999.
hmm well my last guess is D.o.S.
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resincum wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:
resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?
The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.
tru. my next guess is Invisible Man
Pretty sure the VH deleted one of my posts. Do with that what you will; make your own determinations.

Fairly sure I'm losing my grip on reality, so this is very possible. Or maybe the Velvet Hammer is me. Who is the dominant personality here? Or maybe VH is Dad Dick 2999.
hmm well my last guess is D.o.S.
Bingo!

Was his name-o.

But not even close.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hDi2BoZNW8[/youtube]

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Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
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Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.
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The Velvet Hammer wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.
What is the best object to store in a brief flap?
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goroth wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.
What is the best object to store in a brief flap?
Additional soy sauce sachets, clearly.
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