The Velvet Hammer AMA

[The Velvet Hammer]

Can you post your pedalboard?

But of course.



The pedals go on the lovely soft velvet.

[Chankgeez]

How do you explain this, Hammer?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvRew70LC4[/youtube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvRew70LC4

[The Velvet Hammer]

Is Changes a good song?

That depends, by which artist?

[actual]

2Pac...no, wait, Sabbath.

[The Velvet Hammer]

Do you break all your pedals when you engage them, or does the velvet make the blow supple and smooth?

All my pedals are made from velvet coated steel, lest two hammers meet.

[Iommic Pope]

Are you actually Chank?

Also I was going to applaud you for being truly community minded, democratic and transparent by opening yourself up for questioning, but after actual idiot's probing, I must express a degree of disappointment .
Which you are probably impartially indifferent to, I'm sure.

Chank wishes.

Thank you, it's usually a thankless job to keep the forum on some sort of track, thankfully my presence isn't usually needed but these are uncertain and angry times we suffer through, to keep a part of the internet friendly and an escape for those who despair is my only wish and purpose.

The Velvet Hammer can take a joke, he can also not give a fuck.

Thankyou, I have renewed faith in our arbitration system after this conversation.

Is Changes a good song?

[The Velvet Hammer]

Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?

What is the meaning of life?

How many fuzz pedals are too many fuzz pedals? Is that even a real question?

Do you have any thoughts on the Connor McGregor fight with Floyd Mayweather? Who's your money on??

The Hammer is indifferent to rear size, although he certainly would not lie for his preference.

The meaning of life is cold, hard, steel with a warm, soft, plush velvet covering.

The maximum quantity of fuzz pedals is a) When the power drain can no longer be met b) There is no longer physical space owned by the user to accommodate them or c) When ones partner decides there's too many.

The Hammer has no opinion on fighting, although he thinks their mothers should have a word with them.

[JonnyAngle]

Arby's sauce or Horsey sauce?

[The Velvet Hammer]

Arby's sauce or Horsey sauce?

The Hammer has tried neither of these condiments, although he does enjoy some Castrol and fries...

If he had to pick based on description though, Horsey, as Arby's contains Worcestershire and he's not in to fermented fish.

[JonnyAngle]

Arby's sauce or Horsey sauce?

The Hammer has tried neither of these condiments, although he does enjoy some Castrol and fries...

If he had to pick based on description though, Horsey, as Arby's contains Worcestershire and he's not in to fermented fish.

Do you prefer horses?

[Lurker13]

Which fuzz is the best fuzz for Hammering?

[The Velvet Hammer]

How do you explain this, Hammer?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvRew70LC4[/youtube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvRew70LC4

The 70's was a different time for The Velvet Hammer, there was many solvents used in the foundry and he huffed deeply over their nectar.

[The Velvet Hammer]

2Pac...no, wait, Sabbath.

While it may not have been Sabbath's best output, it had a certain message that spoke to some on a profound level, so it could be classified as a 'good' song.

[actual]

I'll take that.


AKA SUCK IT

[Chankgeez]

The 70's was a different time for The Velvet Hammer, there was many solvents used in the foundry and he huffed deeply over their nectar.