The Velvet Hammer AMA

The Velvet Hammer · Post by **The Velvet Hammer** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:26 pm

You flesh based life forms, it is The Velvet Hammer, ask me anything and I may choose to respond.

-The Velvet Hammer

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:29 pm

The Velvet Hammer wrote:You flesh based life forms, it is The Velvet Hammer, ask me anything and I may choose to respond.

-The Velvet Hammer

Are you also a dungeon master?

...asking for a friend

actual · Post by **actual** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:30 pm

Does this mean we can now question you?

The Velvet Hammer · Post by **The Velvet Hammer** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:30 pm

JonnyAngle wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:You flesh based life forms, it is The Velvet Hammer, ask me anything and I may choose to respond.

-The Velvet Hammer
Are you also a dungeon master?

...asking for a friend

I have mastery over dungeons for they are merely stone and I am a hammer.

The Velvet Hammer · Post by **The Velvet Hammer** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:31 pm

actualidiot wrote:Does this mean we can now question you?

You may ask questions of me, you may not question my actions.

actual · Post by **actual** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:33 pm

The Velvet Hammer · Post by **The Velvet Hammer** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:34 pm

actualidiot wrote:Booo

Your applause is duly accepted.

rustywire · Post by **rustywire** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:34 pm

When is it actually hammer time?

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:35 pm

Can you post your pedalboard?

The Velvet Hammer · Post by **The Velvet Hammer** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:37 pm

rustywire wrote:When is it actually hammer time?

Excellent question, when one stops it is officially hammer time, but hammer time is also a way of life and velvet parachute pants are the path to happiness.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:40 pm

Are you actually Chank?

Also I was going to applaud you for being truly community minded, democratic and transparent by opening yourself up for questioning, but after actual idiot's probing, I must express a degree of disappointment .
Which you are probably impartially indifferent to, I'm sure.

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:42 pm

Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?

What is the meaning of life?

How many fuzz pedals are too many fuzz pedals? Is that even a real question?

Do you have any thoughts on the Connor McGregor fight with Floyd Mayweather? Who's your money on??

The Velvet Hammer · Post by **The Velvet Hammer** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:45 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:Are you actually Chank?

Also I was going to applaud you for being truly community minded, democratic and transparent by opening yourself up for questioning, but after actual idiot's probing, I must express a degree of disappointment .
Which you are probably impartially indifferent to, I'm sure.

Chank wishes.

Thank you, it's usually a thankless job to keep the forum on some sort of track, thankfully my presence isn't usually needed but these are uncertain and angry times we suffer through, to keep a part of the internet friendly and an escape for those who despair is my only wish and purpose.

The Velvet Hammer can take a joke, he can also not give a fuck.

DRodriguez · Post by **DRodriguez** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:47 pm

Do you break all your pedals when you engage them, or does the velvet make the blow supple and smooth?

actual · Post by **actual** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:47 pm

Is Changes a good song?

ilovefuzz.com

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