Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
That's what Burroughs did.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
I read ULYSSES in my late teens... and I'm thinking Joyce predicated language 150 years later.
I did not read that book because I wanted to...
I did not read that book because I wanted to...
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
I probably could turn it off, if I took five seconds to figure it out. HARD!
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
And shooting his wife and heroin and being a trust fund genius.Invisible Man wrote:That's what Burroughs did.
(He's one of my faves.)
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Q: When someone says, 'aw, shoot,' does Burroughs get high or commit homicide?D.o.S. wrote:And shooting his wife and heroin and being a trust fund genius.
(He's one of my faves.)
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Both. Always both.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Neither, but this happens...Invisible Man wrote:Q: When someone says, 'aw, shoot,' does Burroughs get high or commit homicide?

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please