Anyone here a chef?

[Antlerface]

I love kids, but I truly hope I can get through this life without having to experience asparagus diaper.

fiddlehead diaper would be worse

[worra]

This thread delivered. Not food, though, hurry up w/ that shit ant

[spacelordmother]

Me and my dudes got slaughtered tonight. Means summer is here. Non stop gunning all night, 300 dinners after doing 250 breakfast. Tomorrow a shit head I yelled at for being lazy and messy probably isn't going to show up, so I'll be down a line cook for 300 brunch. I will work the line and expedite (call all the orders out while cooking).

Then we get to do another few hundred people for dinner. I don't know when I'm going to get all of this prep done. I don't know if all of our orders from our purveyors will be corrrct.

Summer is why I do this job. It's insane. It's stressful. It's fun.

I made pasta and aioli at the same time tonight in 15 minutes while I called out tickets to the boys because it was busier than expected.

We did not run out of anything b sides ribeye.

That's all.

Reading that made me want to puke. #flashbacks #coldsweats #mandown #ticketsontickets #buried

[D.o.S.]

We have the same name and the same flashbacks SLM

[Antlerface]

400 brunches down a man today. Probably 200 dinners down a man over the next 6 hours. I'm washing dishes tonight because our dishie is sick. Genuine flu. Sucks.

I'll be calling tickets and washing plates until 9pm. Already half drunk because this morning was a legit slaughter. At least we are closed tomorrow.

Got another executive chef offer at a restaurant that I'm doing a tasting for on Wednesday. Almost twice as much work/money. Hope it goes well because my current job is starting to stale. Year and a half, time to go crush it somewhere else.

If we get killed tonight I'll update. If we don't I'll just get wasted and go to bed after work.

[odontophobia]

400 brunches down a man today. Probably 200 dinners down a man over the next 6 hours. I'm washing dishes tonight because our dishie is sick. Genuine flu. Sucks.

I'll be calling tickets and washing plates until 9pm. Already half drunk because this morning was a legit slaughter. At least we are closed tomorrow.

Got another executive chef offer at a restaurant that I'm doing a tasting for on Wednesday. Almost twice as much work/money. Hope it goes well because my current job is starting to stale. Year and a half, time to go crush it somewhere else.

If we get killed tonight I'll update. If we don't I'll just get wasted and go to bed after work.

you're either still at work or wasted right now.

hope you're wasted.

[Antlerface]

Just finished. We did indeed get murdered. Let the Hamms flow.

[odontophobia]

Just finished. We did indeed get murdered. Let the Hamms flow.

Sorry broham. I have some friend so who are cooks in varying capacities. Shit is nuts. People will always be people and decide not to show up to work. Good on you for doing triple duty trying to keep the kitchen running smooth.

[Antlerface]

It's my name on the menu man. If shit gets all fucky I am the one who looks stupid. Gotta keep it moving!

[JonnyAngle]

I love kids, but I truly hope I can get through this life without having to experience asparagus diaper.

That's why you don't use cloth diapers

[Achtane]

Nothing will ever taste as sweet as the blunt smoked between dumpsters in the middle of a trash run, or the beer pounded during your one break between shifts on a double.
Nothing.

[actual]

I've maybe, just maybe, eaten unpasteurized eggs that were ~2 weeks over.

[Aquietcabin1978]

Nothing will ever taste as sweet as the blunt smoked between dumpsters in the middle of a trash run, or the beer pounded during your one break between shifts on a double.
Nothing.

I miss out on all that shit these days. I have managed a hospital kitchen for the last 10 years. None of the ,drugs/booze, fun, cute girls, way more stress due to crazy diets ,compromised immune systems, and arbitrary hiring/spending freezes.. Hours are way better though. Only do about 300- 350 plates a day. Our population is mostly elderly and NPO.

[odontophobia]

I love kids, but I truly hope I can get through this life without having to experience asparagus diaper.

That's why you don't use cloth diapers

i'll let you know how it goes when we get there but my guess is PROBABLY FINE.
tight crotch.

[Invisible Man]

No, sorry. If your kid eats a ton of asparagus you're gonna burn a diaper. I was hunting around under various furniture for a rotting animal corpse.