This is my 4489th post, let's celebrate I'm childless

[Invisible Man]

*Catholic Church knocks on D'arcy's door*

[Disarm D'arcy]

Nah they quit on me a decade ago. CATHOLIC SCHOOL BRO.

[JonnyAngle]

Yeah, theres there's a lot of self loathing in this thread. Well done, Darce.
You really bring out the best in people.
You should consider having children.
Seems like youre cut out for it.

I totally want to have kids... provided I find someone to reproduce with that also wants to and that seems fit for parental duties and we can afford it and and and and.

Well okay that's a lot of ifs... but I really really want to

So I guess what I'm saying is... well... F word something something Pope?

I hope they look like tiny Michael Ceras

Plus, I'm apparently super young to have two kids. I'm 32 with a 5 and 2 yo. My peers are just getting pregnant.

[Invisible Man]

Yeah people are replicating older and older...there's a lot of stuff out there for women telling them to get their careers set before popping kids out. Doesn't always work out though.

[JonnyAngle]

Yeah people are replicating older and older...there's a lot of stuff out there for women telling them to get their careers set before popping kids out. Doesn't always work out though.

My wife is studying for the series 7 so I've been basically a single parent for the past 2 weeks


Oh my god I could never do daycare or be a stay at home dad.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Chill man. I have 4523 posts now. We can celebrate some more.

[codetocontra]

No kids = no dad dick.

[comesect2.0]

what the fuck is goin on in here younger the better, got them good radiation decrepit free genes try walkin miles threw summer heat down a rock face and into creek with a 60 pound child on your shoulder, sayin GO TO SLEEP! after you tried 4 times with bed storys and words that guide, only to find the soul in the bathroom at 4:00am puting all the toilette paper in the toilet!, dedicate all waking hours to maintaining a good home having patience for teaching, then attitudes.. how to read and use your a pen right, cooking meals, cleaning spills, finding fun under the sun, random ills, sacrifice sacrifice you must learn to sacrifice your desires for a greater cause! AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3J_3mcOwdQ[/youtube]

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[codetocontra]

what the fuck is goin on in here younger the better, got them good radiation decrepit free genes try walkin miles threw summer heat down a rock face and into creek with a 60 pound child on your shoulder, sayin GO TO SLEEP! after you tried 4 times with bed storys and words that guide, only to find the soul in the bathroom at 4:00am puting all the toilette paper in the toilet!, dedicate all waking hours to maintaining a good home having patience for teaching, then attitudes.. how to read and use your a pen right, cooking meals, cleaning spills, finding fun under the sun, random ills, sacrifice sacrifice you must learn to sacrifice your desires for a greater cause! AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your use of punctuation is just as disappointing as it is amusing there I said it cmon we were all thinking it but someone should point it out sometime because it sort is just awesome like it is just his thing and we all get to enjoy it right maybe it is a sort of performance art thing or maybe we all just soy boys for trying to use punctuation I dunno or maybe to dot thing is broken on his keyboard but I see two of those on this post so it obviously works ok just teesing comesect you be you

[Iommic Pope]

Only the most soy of boys bother with punctuation.