So if I bought a Subaru....

[sylnau]

Make sure all your gear will fit in there.

[Invisible Man]

I proudly drove one as a lesbian man for six years. 06 Forester. My gender is still fluid--I drive a Honda Fit.

[$harkToootth]

Subarus are rich people cars in my eyes. They're great though! I could just never get a brand new one.
I like my cars the same age as Italy's age of consent.

[popvulture]

I like my cars the same age as Italy's age of consent.

Hahaha... bunga bunga.

I have a Crosstrek. No Arcteryx, but have been admittedly 'teryx-curious. Recently purchased a Vitamix. Creating optimal smoothies.

[$harkToootth]

My Mom has a Crosstrek and it's a great car. My Mom also can afford things like that. She had an Outback while my brother and I were adolescents. That was a phenomenal car too. I think Zach Galifianakis is still rocking his old one.
If I was on the market for a car, I would probably seek out a used or certified pre-owned 2014 Crosstrek.
Good for you on the Vitamix. Have you checked out Dr. Rhonda's smoothies?

[popvulture]

Whoa, this lady is serious. I just wanna make Orange Juliuses. Tim Ferriss is angry somewhere. I have failed you, supplement bros.

[wafl]

I dunno, I have my mum's old outback and everything rattles. Like from inside. Is that bad? Its bad isn't it. Its like 15 years old though.

[cherler]

I like my cars the same age as Italy's age of consent.

If I was on the market for a car, I would probably seek out a used or certified pre-owned 2014 Crosstrek

Italy....wtf....

[D.o.S.]

Love Subarus. Love flannel. Love Sleater-Kinney.

Lesbian confirmed?

[$harkToootth]

Love Subarus. Love flannel. Lesbian confirmed?

Just a practical person.

[imJonWain]

The lesbian Subaru thing is actually real according to ownership statistics. A person who identifies as lesbian is 4x more likely than the average consumer to own a subaru.

http://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campa ... love-with/

[$harkToootth]

I wish I was a lesbian. They seem really cool, rad, safe, practical...

[OldGeorge]

Love Subarus. Love flannel. Love Sleater-Kinney.

Lesbian confirmed?

Confirmed!!! But you're a lesbian that can haul a shitload of gear...
Had a subi sti hatch, I could load a 412, 2 heads, pedals, 3 guitars, and 1 out of 2 dogs at once... other dog had to stay home... =( but it held soooooo much gear for a badass little grocery getter. Shitty gas mileage though...

[lefchr]

I've had both my 4x12's, head 4-5guitars in my 05 outback with room for more shit also.

So that is going for the subaru's anyway

[Disarm D'arcy]

Forresters- lesbians who provide livelyhoods for people that manufacture bumperstickers
WRX- flatbrim monster drink drinkers with really bad driving records and hang out at applebees parking lot
Impreza- hipster IT workers
Crosstrek- people who spend most of the day looking at Arcteryx catalogs and drinking beetroot and kale shake before their daily 20 mile run (promotes nitric oxide in the blood stream for optimal performance)
Outback- soccer mom with shitlord oppressor little shits because AWD is really safe must protect Chads offspring shuttling from private academy to gymnastics lessons

Too real.

But space, which one did you get, so we know where to fit you on the spectrum?