IM is slowly regaining consciousness. I suspect that I am actually his penis, which is not too surprising given his impressive size and apparent virility.
As such, I have access to most of his memories and experiences. What can I help you with?
$harkToootth wrote:I was going to post in the confessions thread, but this didn't seem serious enough to warrant it....
I've been using SOY BOY in my civilian life. Instead of using offensive expletives I call people SOY BOYS or refer to myself as a SOY BOY. I view this as an improvement. Thanks ILF!
pretty sure there is a big difference between soy boy and mother fucker.
I agree but I think that adds to the charm/hilarity. I have been enjoying calling my female friends SOY BOYS. Example: Tiffany said it was very hot today and wouldn't stop 'ammer'in on about it. Tiffany complained about how cold it was all winter. Tiffany is struggling keeping her hair in check (according to her). After yet another complaint about the weather (which only my Christian God can control...case closed) Sharktooth says "You know...you're acting like a real pump dump'in SoY BOuY today". Confusion and bitterness ensue as does grinning reminiscent of young man who just pumped and dumped himself.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
