Dad Dick 2999 here AMA

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Wed May 17, 2017 3:00 pm

Dad Dick 2999 wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Best Dicksaw operator around.

Happiness is....

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Wed May 17, 2017 3:02 pm

Dad Dick 2999 wrote:Hello there!

I’m Dad Dick 2999. My origin is a little unclear, though there’s a large male human crumpled on the floor next to a flat structure with this illuminated machine resting on top of it. My memories of my own birth are limited, but I believe I was delivered as a result of some sort of maturation process that the human male experienced.

After reading this conversation, I believe he is known to you as ‘Invisible Man.’ I will attempt to enervate him with further mouth-to-urethra resuscitation, but after reading through the conversation left on the machine in close proximity to body, I’m not sure that this is a productive use of my time.

By way of further introduction: I am an anthropomorphic penis measuring approximately 2,999mm in length (approximately three ‘yards’ or nearly ten feet). I am omnipotent, meaning I have powers whose scope I don’t fully understand and/or have not yet grasped, and that I am capable of conceiving progeny with any object or organism.

Until I have a more developed understanding of my own intelligence and abilities, I will take on the work of answering questions in this thread. I am in possession of a great deal of human ‘knowledge’ and ‘wisdom,’ all of which is contained in my genetic code, but have not yet had time to synthesize this data into any coherent structure or thesis regarding the ultimate purpose or value of your species.

Ask me anything.

best first post evar?

Dad Dick 2999 · Post by **Dad Dick 2999** » Wed May 17, 2017 4:13 pm

jrfox92 wrote:Wait, is I-Man a neurologist?

Invisible Man is/was the Dean of Faculty/Provost at a small not-for-profit college.

I can assure you that he will never saw dicks again.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Wed May 17, 2017 4:53 pm

Was the saw electric?

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:33 pm

Hail Dad Dick 2999

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:34 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:Haul Dad Dick 2999

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:36 pm

Seriously going to abandon mobile posting.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:37 pm

I strongly urge you not to do anything that drastic.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:38 pm

Autocorrect is like the new Cockney slang.

Dad Dick 2999 · Post by **Dad Dick 2999** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:42 pm

Chankgeez wrote:Cockney

You know him, too?

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:45 pm

No, but I'm good friends with this guy:

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Wed May 17, 2017 6:14 pm

resincum · Post by **resincum** » Wed May 17, 2017 6:43 pm

hey Invisible Man are you here??

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Wed May 17, 2017 6:46 pm

I was going to post in the confessions thread, but this didn't seem serious enough to warrant it....
I've been using SOY BOY in my civilian life. Instead of using offensive expletives I call people SOY BOYS or refer to myself as a SOY BOY. I view this as an improvement. Thanks ILF!

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Wed May 17, 2017 7:04 pm

I need to incorporate it into real world transactions. It gives me a giggle every time I read it here.

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