Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[actual]

At least she wasn't slanging hard.

[comesect2.0]

I gotta stop thinking every woman who talks or trys to give me helpfull info on whatnot wants my sack....just met a nice lady at the park...gave me her number so we can possibly get her childs doctor for my child cuz ours sucks...but cant shake off the feeling she just wants me.

[Jwar]

Also broke dick thread almost made me vomit.

Ever read the maggot girl story?
This is very old. This particular thread dates 2009 but I'm pretty sure I saw it years before that. https://forum.grasscity.com/threads/sic ... rl.406170/
Internet archeology is fun.

I read every word.


I need to not be here right now...

[neonblack]

[popvulture]

I saw that this morning and all I could think of was Layne Staley

[$harkToootth]

I read every word.


I need to not be here right now...

[neonblack]

I love all these frog and toad reaction pics

[snipelfritz]

My cousin sold dildos for a while to make ends meet (pun intentional). But she was like...fifteen or sixteen...and had a giant box shipped to the house she lived in...with her parents. They discovered the box, opened it, and had a very awkward conversation about what she was do(i)ng with a giant box of dildos.

Its hard(!) when the actual explanation is more awkward than what someone assumed.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, where to begin...

I mean...so where does a 15 year old get dildos wholesale and MORE IMPORTANTLY who is she selling these to? Classmates? Like a high school sex toy black market? Why is a 15 year old so hard up for cash that she turns to fake penis mark-up profit margins to get by?

[karmablock]

My cousin sold dildos for a while to make ends meet (pun intentional). But she was like...fifteen or sixteen...and had a giant box shipped to the house she lived in...with her parents. They discovered the box, opened it, and had a very awkward conversation about what she was do(i)ng with a giant box of dildos.

Its hard(!) when the actual explanation is more awkward than what someone assumed.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, where to begin...

I mean...so where does a 15 year old get dildos wholesale and MORE IMPORTANTLY who is she selling these to? Classmates? Like a high school sex toy black market? Why is a 15 year old so hard up for cash that she turns to fake penis mark-up profit margins to get by?

Capitalism

[neonblack]

I used to make those paper claws that fit over your finger. 25 cents a claw, or a dollar per hand. I would make like 10 bucks on the ride home from school sometimes.

But then middle School happened and nobody cared about the kid with the claws

[Invisible Man]

Mmmmmmmmmmm, where to begin...

I mean...so where does a 15 year old get dildos wholesale and MORE IMPORTANTLY who is she selling these to? Classmates? Like a high school sex toy black market? Why is a 15 year old so hard up for cash that she turns to fake penis mark-up profit margins to get by?

1) The same place everyone gets them; don't pretend like you don't know.
2) Yes, yes. Most American high schools are actually fronts for organ trafficking and dildo rings. You just dated yourself by not knowing that.
3)

15 year old
hard up
fake penis

I think you answered that one yourself, bud.

(But seriously there were times we had to pull her out of crackhouses in later years...she had a rough time as a kid.)

[D.o.S.]

going to be polite and not make a "rough trade" joke.

Not that it actually applies but that's never stopped me before.

[Achtane]

HEH HEH...WHATTAYA BOIYINnnn???

[neonblack]

I wish my guitar was here so I wasn't so fucking bored so I could stop thinking about ladies.

[Iommic Pope]

Buddy, man invented internet so that porn was readily available and these dilemmas need not plague him anymore.
Bust one, find something else to do.