ILF Secret Santa 2016

[popvulture]

FWIW I've never had a single hot sauce go bad (in terms of adversely affecting health) by being out of the fridge for a while. Some I've kept out indefinitely. The peppery environment isn't particularly hospitable to bad things growing. I wouldn't worry.

As for your burning butthole, I can't help you there.

[JonnyAngle]

As for your burning butthole, I can't help you there.

It's like jwar is right there with you

[coldbrightsunlight]

Monkeydancer delivers biiiiig time! I had 3 hours of sleep last night and spent nine hours of today traveling, so I will post the loot in the morning! Thank you so much, Pat!

Soooooooooo glad you like it.

[UglyCasanova]

SHITTING OUR PANTS YET?!



That scraf was hand-knitted by Monkeydancer himself! How freaking awesome is that?
The squeaky cow toy has been squeaking away for hours already. The whippets have already fought over it once. They are generally very pacifistic, so it's safe to say that it's a big hit!
Haven't read the novels before and I have yet to try the treats, but they all look awesome and will be consumed shortly
Never heard of Vessels, but my body is always ready for some new post-rock experiences.
Tried the MicroGranny for a while last night as I was slipping into a coma due to lack of sleep and energy, and while I had pretty much no idea what I was doing, it sounded great! Will read the manual today and start sampling!

Thank you so much, Patrick! The note was really sweet as well. I'm truly humbled by your offering to Satan!

[popvulture]

Microgranny! Dude, so rad.

Also, The City & The City is SO good.

[Disarm D'arcy]

MonkeyDancer delivers!

Also, we have to give credit to OAM for running things so smooth and chill this year. It was a pleasure, and it was only possible because you did the most excellent job

[coldbrightsunlight]

Microgranny! Dude, so rad.

Also, The City & The City is SO good.

Yeah I bought two copies and finished mine very fast, loved it.

^seconded, this has run so smooth and there's been so much joy, fantastic job and thank you.

NO OLDANGELMIDNIGHTs ZONE (I'm super serious oam don't peek):

SPOILER : show

I think it would be really nice if we could get her something... any ideas or if you're willing to front some cash pm me I am willing to coordinate and buy and collect money

[goroth]

Excellent posts darcy and monkey-D.

[Strange Tales]

I'm all for contributing towards a gift for OAM. Shit was smooth as butter this year.

[popvulture]

Ditto.

[odontophobia]

Ahhhhh!
MicroGranny!

Satan delivers.

[Disarm D'arcy]

I doubt anyone will be against your idea MD!

[D.o.S.]

I'm all for contributing towards a gift for OAM. Shit was smooth as butter this year.

Not even a cursory spoiler warning?

[coldbrightsunlight]

So unimpressed (by the lack of secrecy, still love the generosity ).

[Strange Tales]

I don't remember us being secretive with neonblack about it last year, but maybe I'm misremembering. Only Drod was with his (admittedly) very awesome gift idea.