So one of my teachers got fired today...

[Connor]

apparently he was drunk driving and hit a car and fled the scene.
and thats a felony. so now my spanish teacher is in jain, and a felon.

my question is,

any of you guys have weird teacher stories ?

[FuzzHugger]

Wow. That's gotta be crazy! I'm sure it's the talk of the school/town!

I had my share of interesting teachers...

1st grade teacher slammed an old fashioned stapler on kid's desks, slapped a kid's hand, dumped desk contents out on kids when their desks were messy, rang a cowbell in kids' ears for talking and other things...

5th grade teacher used chew all day long and spit in a Pepsi bottle.

One of my high school science teachers was fired for inappropriate comments to girls, asking them to sit on his lap, etc.

The other science teacher had sex with at least one student in his supply closet...she became his girlfriend for a bit after she graduated. He also did cocaine, some even said he did during school (he'd often go back to his supply closet during class, then make hacking noises, rubbed his face a lot, etc)...though he at least did it outside of school. He was never fired for anything. Still works there!

My one high school gym teacher always flirted with girls (even the 14 year-olds in 7th grade)...he was the driver's ed teacher, and put the move on at least one girl during driving lessons. About five years later, he was caught (consensual or non-consensual, I don't know) and fired.

[smile_man]

My one high school gym teacher always flirted with girls (even the 14 year-olds in 7th grade)...he was the driver's ed teacher, and put the move on at least one girl during driving lessons. About five years later, he was caught (consensual or non-consensual, I don't know) and fired.

We've got one of those.

[McSpunckle]

My one high school gym teacher always flirted with girls (even the 14 year-olds in 7th grade)...he was the driver's ed teacher, and put the move on at least one girl during driving lessons. About five years later, he was caught (consensual or non-consensual, I don't know) and fired.

We've got one of those.

I think being a pedo is a requirement to be a gym teacher...

I was in 5th grade durring the Bush/Gore elections, and my teacher made the kids decide who to vote for. I was one of the few for Gore, and every reason I gave, the bitch told me I had it backwards. Like suspicion of fraud and shit.

The fucked up thing is... by doing that, you're telling 5th graders that their parents are wrong, because that's the only place they get any sense of political view.

[tuffteef]

my art teacher when i was in highschool had an insane drinking problem on the job
great lady but cant resist the bourbon

woodwork teacher was bangin a student and ended up marrying her haha
a science teacher who had a headache every lesson and slept lying on the bench everyday and told us to keep a lookout for his boss

and a creepy p.e teacher who always kept asking me to paint her portrait and im terrible at painting LOL

[hclapp219]

and a creepy p.e teacher who always kept asking me to paint her portrait and im terrible at painting LOL

haha that one is pretty bizarre.

Not my story, but at my girlfriend's high school, the Assistant Principal stabbed himself in the bathroom and attempted to frame a student he didn't like. He didn't get away with it

[Chumley]

My English teacher was a heroin addict in the 80s...
My bio teacher last year wouldn't give us homework the day after he banged his wife, and on occasion, would spend about half an hour describing it to the class.
One of my teachers will give you a C, no questions asked, for $500.

Good times.

[sevenSHARPnine]

My Junior year of high school, one of the history teachers got arrested to statutory rape. Right in front of his class (the arrest, not the rape.)

Beat that.

[Scruffie]

My Junior year of high school, one of the history teachers got arrested to statutory rape. Right in front of his class (the arrest, not the rape.)

Beat that.

Can't but I like how you made it sound like a challenge to do something worse ourselves.

[sevenSHARPnine]

I wont even bother with P.E. (Gym to you) Teachers... I think it's just part of the job description to be a thick pervert...(As you say McSpunkle)

Man, now THAT is the truth

[FuzzHugger]

My Junior year of high school, one of the history teachers got arrested to statutory rape. Right in front of his class (the arrest, not the rape.)

Beat that.

Ha! Now THAT is unbeatable. Especially to be that age, in that class, and see your teacher arrested. Awesome.

[sevenSHARPnine]

To be fair, the girl was definitely, shall we say, "loose" with her morals. But still, he messed around and he got owned.

[Chumley]

Shoulda stood up, high fived the teacher, and shouted "PLAYA"...

Just to see what happens.

[Connor]

damn its never ending.

i think that there must be something about people who want to be teachers and bad decision making. i mean, who would want to be in high school for the rest of their lives?
keep them coming..

[theavondon]

Shoulda stood up, high fived the teacher, and shouted "PLAYA"...

Just to see what happens.

Dear god, that would make you the biggest winner ever. EVAR.


My chemistry teacher, a little, 60-year old lady, set the tone for the entire year when, on the first day of school, she set a student's desk on fire without much explanation.

Otherwise, I mostly have boring teachers, with the exception of a drumline director that loves to talks to me about early punk music. His band and my band played a show together tonight, which was pretty fun. Also, the jazz band director at my school listens to Sunn0))))) and is probably the biggest pothead I know, though he won't admit it.