GIRLFRIEND FAMILY FUNCTION HELL

[Big Mon]

Shit sucks...some family flies in,I get stuck changing shitty diapers all day,after having been rudely awakened at the ass crack of dawn,pissed on, AND my nooborn got circumsized,which hasn't done wonders for HIS morale-somebody bust out the rot-gut and the dirty needles so that I might wake up in a pool of vomit tomorrow,plz....Don't get me wrong,my kid is not the issue,but it's like me and him both have ceased to exist I've done all but had a kid swingin' from my teet,and if I don't at least get a fucking ciggy in,I'm gonna walk out to the living room with my dick out and piss on the furniture.

[devnulljp]

I'm gonna walk out to the living room with my dick out and piss on the furniture.

Good way to get rid of them at least. I say do it.

[FuzzHugger]

I love you, man! Hahaha.

And I'm sorry!

Hey, it's better than having a family-in-law who are fake "Christians" who hate you, make up lies about you, tell people you're evil, on drugs, gay, and that you've conspired along with your entire family to kill their daughter and cash in on a non-existent insurance policy...while meanwhile they don't have a clue what their daughter's up to and she's as happy as can be.

Now THAT would be crazy!

I know you must be going out of your mind...but hopefully, in some small way, that helped you to see it could be worse.

[tuffteef]

I love you, man! Hahaha.

And I'm sorry!

Hey, it's better than having a family-in-law who are fake "Christians" who hate you, make up lies about you, tell people you're evil, on drugs, gay, and that you've conspired along with your entire family to kill their daughter and cash in on a non-existent insurance policy...while meanwhile they don't have a clue what their daughter's up to and she's as happy as can be.

Now THAT would be crazy!

I know you must be going out of your mind...but hopefully, in some small way, that helped you to see it could be worse.

an evil drug taking homosexual murderer

[Big Mon]

I love you, man! Hahaha.

And I'm sorry!

Hey, it's better than having a family-in-law who are fake "Christians" who hate you, make up lies about you, tell people you're evil, on drugs, gay, and that you've conspired along with your entire family to kill their daughter and cash in on a non-existent insurance policy...while meanwhile they don't have a clue what their daughter's up to and she's as happy as can be.

Now THAT would be crazy!

I know you must be going out of your mind...but hopefully, in some small way, that helped you to see it could be worse.

Goddamn,man-seriously???? Holy shit...k,now I'm good

[theavondon]

an evil drug taking homosexual murderer

Now that's the kind of guy I'd buy fuzz pedals from.

[jrmy]

an evil drug taking homosexual murderer

Now that's the kind of guy I'd buy fuzz pedals from.

The get the best toanz!

[deadbeatriot]

an evil drug taking homosexual murderer

Now that's the kind of guy I'd buy fuzz pedals from.

i vote for this as the new fuzzhugger motto.

"effects by an evil drug taking homosexual murderer - now THAT'S the kind of guy i'd buy fuzz pedals from."

and then i imagine a lil jaunty tune, but instead of a jaunty tune, it'd be a bit of a sunn o))) song or something.

[theavondon]

i vote for this as the new fuzzhugger motto.

"effects by an evil drug taking homosexual murderer - now THAT'S the kind of guy i'd buy fuzz pedals from."

and then i imagine a lil jaunty tune, but instead of a jaunty tune, it'd be a bit of a sunn o))) song or something.

BAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........(ambiance)

[stanimal]

heheheh, i was in a meeting when i got bored and found myself reading your post on my iphone Bloo..... just wanted to tell you that.... almost didn't get the job, thank god they had a sense of humor because i told them what i was reading...... heheheheheh

[Big Mon]

heheheh, i was in a meeting when i got bored and found myself reading your post on my iphone Bloo..... just wanted to tell you that.... almost didn't get the job, thank god they had a sense of humor because i told them what i was reading...... heheheheheh

If only there was a "take a bow" smiley

[magiclawnchair]

how did i miss this thread yesterday???

[FuzzHugger]

@ all of this!

No Bloog, I do not kid. I'M A PSYCHO!!!!!!!

[Chumley]

Ooh, ooh, when I was twelve, I had (literaly) twenty Born-Again Christian neocons explaining to me why Dungeons and Dragons was evil and I was walking into the clutches of EL DIABLO.

Good times.

[Big Mon]

:lol: @ all of this!

No Bloog, I do not kid. I'M A PSYCHO!!!!!!!

wow,just wow...