ELBAN THE TROLL-SLAYER

[Big Mon]

I love reading the old tales of the Norse,the Celts,and Greeks and Romans. Am I the only one? Drop some knowledge,share your favorite mythological tale!

[futuresailors]

The Indian ones about coyote used to supply me with a good giggle. I don't know any sites online that have them though...

[Big Mon]

The Indian ones about coyote used to supply me with a good giggle. I don't know any sites online that have them though...

Ah,quite the trickster he was...sort of brings the Norse deity Loki to mind,or the Greek Pan(one of my personal favs)

[Big Mon]

Enjoy it but haven't done any reading in quite some time as i've been tied up with other books.

A pity,Australia is rich with the lor of the Aborigines. The Dreamtime,the didgeridoo sounding the world into existence,and the rainbow serpent

[Houdini116]

I've always found the Druids to be pretty cool.

And the Anglo-Saxon gods have always been pretty cool as well, especially Odin, what a badass.

[smile_man]

I like minoan stuffs.

[Big Mon]

I've always found the Druids to be pretty cool.

And the Anglo-Saxon gods have always been pretty cool as well, especially Odin, what a badass.

[Blurillaz]

[Big Mon]

OH NOSE,TEH SCAAAAAARRRRY Noice one,Blurzum

[Blurillaz]

Ooooh
blurzum sounds coo'


anywho
i basically only knaow pazuzu
as hes the dude in front of kong, and also the dude in the exorcist.
but the silly heavy side in me likes this kinda stuff, i read every once in while

[Big Mon]

Well then,let's talk demonology one account from the 1500's assigned high ranking devils to govern one of the 7 deadly sins:
1.Lucifer-pride
2. Mammon-avarice
3.Beelzebub-gluttony
4.Belphegor-sloth
5. Leviathan-envy
6.Satan-wrath
7. Asmodeus-lust

[elbandito]

Well then,let's talk demonology one account from the 1500's assigned high ranking devils to govern one of the 7 deadly sins:
1.Lucifer-pride
2. Mammon-avarice
3.Beelzebub-gluttony
4.Belphegor-sloth
5. Leviathan-envy
6.Satan-wrath
7. Asmodeus-lust

Me and Asmodeus are this this, yo:
we boyzz.

[floating opera]

hey now el_bandito. read any good mythologie books lately: got any you wanna RECOMMEND.

[elbandito]

hey now el_bandito. read any good mythologie books lately: got any you wanna RECOMMEND.

well there's the one about the little douchebag that never learned his lesson and kept making himself look stupid...

One day in I<3Fuzzgard, this funny-looking little troll of a forum user decided that he would pop up and start posting irrelevant things and derailing topics with nonsense. Tomdin, the highest of the forum Gods, was a lenient god and not one to smite an upstart for stupidity, as he felt that even the stupid deserved a chance to live. This displeased several of the lesser forumites (the equivalent of biblical 'Angels') and one in particular - one called ElBan. ElBan was not as tolerant as the mighty Tomdin and decided to take it upon himself to show the little upstart troll the light, with the help of a few other well-respected forumites.

Unfortunately, the douchy troll just couldn't understand what ElBan and others were trying to explain to him, and he kept up with his trolling, derailing and general not-coolness and he caused several threads to suffer because of his uncaring. Eventually, after many, many, MANY annoying posts, the douche realized that he had alienated himself in the forum and decided to restyle himself with a new moniker and try to re-enter the gates of I<3Fuzzgard. The thing he didn't count on was that unlike himself, the forumites were not stupid and could check his IP address and block him, his posts and his PMs to prevent him from ever spreading his douchiness in the forum again.

[Big Mon]

hey now el_bandito. read any good mythologie books lately: got any you wanna RECOMMEND.

well there's the one about the little douchebag that never learned his lesson and kept making himself look stupid...

One day in I<3Fuzzgard, this funny-looking little troll of a forum user decided that he would pop up and start posting irrelevant things and derailing topics with nonsense. Tomdin, the highest of the forum Gods, was a lenient god and not one to smite an upstart for stupidity, as he felt that even the stupid deserved a chance to live. This displeased several of the lesser forumites (the equivalent of biblical 'Angels') and one in particular - one called ElBan. ElBan was not as tolerant as the mighty Tomdin and decided to take it upon himself to show the little upstart troll the light, with the help of a few other well-respected forumites.

Unfortunately, the douchy troll just couldn't understand what ElBan and others were trying to explain to him, and he kept up with his trolling, derailing and general not-coolness and he caused several threads to suffer because of his uncaring. Eventually, after many, many, MANY annoying posts, the douche realized that he had alienated himself in the forum and decided to restyle himself with a new moniker and try to re-enter the gates of I<3Fuzzgard. The thing he didn't count on was that unlike himself, the forumites were not stupid and could check his IP address and block him, his posts and his PMs to prevent him from ever spreading his douchiness in the forum again.

Wow,nicely done!