JeebusMas 2017. What did you get?

[Achtane]

Kit for making a glow in the dark vibrating mold of my penis (!!!!!!)
Shirts n jeans
Work gloves
A fancy extending mirror thing
Alphabet stamp set
All the chocolate
PEZ
ALL THE CHOCOLATE

[gnomethrone]

Socks, liquor and a taco bell gift card. Hell yeah.

[Disarm D'arcy]

ILFSS:
- E&A Moomindrone
- Foam roller and tennis ball combo
- Svensk candy
- Tea
- Ripped Santa socks
- Plectrums

Mother:
- SJCAM M10 sports camera with a memory card
- Book that is supposedly an history of sound, from Edison to today, through Theremin, Bob Moog, Buchla, Dave Smith...

Myself:
- Korg Odyssei iOS app

[Invisible Man]

Roasted almonds
Floor mats for my new-ish car
A refurbished computer for the fam/recording musics
Korg Nanokontrol
T shirts (bad brains, ATDI, visit Mordor, other awesome nerdy stuff)
Flashlight
Xbox one with extra controller

[crochambeau]

Beyond the ILFSS I got lake balls, a new hat and sugar in so many forms.

[bloatedsack]

I won't take part in Christmas, but my wife still insists I allow one gift so my children can purchase me something.
I recevied a fancy Souldier strap.

[Aquietcabin1978]

The wife and I usually don't do chrismas for each other but this year we got a Bunn coffee maker which is rad. Kiddo always gets some dope shit since she is an only chudd.

[fcknoise]

I also got the one thing I asked for that I forgot: the capital in the 21st century. I won't feel complete until I read it

[waltdogg]

i didn't ask for shit but i ended up getting a kick ass metal canteen from my favorite mexican restaurant, a giant bag of mixed flavor kit kat mini (sooooo stoked on this), some cash for video games, and a wall mount for my tv which has just been sitting on my dresser.

[Achtane]

A fixed blade and a folding knife that i immediately sliced the fuck out of my finger with...

[Pepe]

This is my main present, a really nice Dean Vendetta 1.0:

[Jwar]

Aights. I got some stuff today! So in total I got more but it wasn't all today.

Previous gift for X-Mas. Mesa Subway D800 Plus, Hexe Revolver DX and Vario and a HK P30.

From the in-laws-

Mother in law gave me vinyls from her collection. The sleeves aren't in perfect condition but all the records are. All originals too!

Led Zeppelin Graffiti
Steppenwolf Live and their self titled
Genesis from genesis to revelation
Canned Heat and John Lee Hooker

From my father in laws (yes I have two)-

50 bucks from one and a conceal and carry holster, plus a 50 caliber bullet bottle opener (it's fucking killer! LOL!). I took my gun to church yesterday just to test my holster. My dad actually wanted me to bring it to because apparently Isis called for the execution of all Catholics and he was scared. So I just did it to make him feel better.

The stuff up top is from my wife, but she also got me a leather cover thing for my car. She said the kids and her are going to install it in my car and clean it for me for X-Mas which is fucking awesome! My kids TRASH my car bad all the time. It stresses me out. Whatever. haha

From the rest, I can't remember who got me what except my mom, but I'll lump it all in.

2 pairs of super comfy pajama pants
75 dollars in Best Buy gift cards
a big ass bag of the Roisterer coffee
a picture of the Holy Sepulchre from my wife's father in law. It came straight from Israel and is painted on tile. So cool! I loved being there and we spent a lot of time together, so I really appreciated his gift. He also got me a face soap made from the Dead Sea's salt.
some boxers
a bunch of restaurant gift cards (my mom uses her CC bonus points and get us this kind of stuff each year)
my oldest daughter made me an ornament with her in it (it's a ball one)
middle daughter made me an angel ornament with her on it and a ceramic castle (she colored it)
my youngest made me a pine cone that is supposed to be a Christmas tree. So cute.
a Lenny and Larry protein cookie
a Boss DD500 (this is from my mom! I got it at the same time I got DOS his. I called her and sweet talked her into it. LOL)
a bar of some kind of manly soap I've never heard of. It's good though. I took a shower and it felt great.

Maybe a few other things that I can't remember. It was an awesome day! I was glad to see everyone and enjoy my family!

[odontophobia]

Aside from my SS stuff? The SS stuff is the most fun, so that goes here:

SS:
- NIN Downward Spiral Vinyl
- Endon Vinyl
- Endon T-shirt
- Pladask Matrise matrix(!)
- 1 kg caramel popcorn!

Other:
- Vox Metal plug-in headphone thing (so over the top)
- Fire-safety stuff (fire extinguisher, alarm etc)
- Candy. More candy. (marzipan and chocolate mostly)
- Nails band t-shirt
- A book about being a smart.
- Christmas tree
- Couch-table. It, like, sits on the couch armrest. awesome.
- money for cool shit, like upgrading my amp, getting better tuners for my SG and stuffs.

You will never be one of us.

[oldangelmidnight]

Almost all gifts go to the kids these days so I only ended up with one thing addressed to me. It was a bottle of chicory cherry bitters and I'm pretty happy with it.

I'm a veggie. Crisis averted!

The biggest chunk I ever took out of myself was while slicing herbs...

I took my gun to church

[waltdogg]

god and guns, whats more american than that?