What if I told you, you could make phat cash???

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:14 pm

Pffft it's red, smaller than usual, and (obviously) much too fast.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:19 pm

D.o.S. wrote:Pffft it's red,

Like there's any other acceptable answer. Get in the car, and put anything in your mouth he tells you to.

aedes · Post by **aedes** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:28 pm

Phat Stacks

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:55 pm

odontophobia wrote:
D.o.S. wrote:Tom Horton, lesser known brother of Tim?

was on mobile. not really spell checking.

Tombits sound much less appealing that Timbits. Bits of Tim.

When I was 18, I started working at an environmental thing to 'clean up the water' in the great lakes region. Thing was super pyramid-y; ziggurat scheme. Basically only existed to perpetuate itself, which is not really the idea with a non-profit environmental agency (or so I thought). Went door-to-door asking for money with zero training or information. All of the money went to the senior staff...if you cleared $180/day, you made $35 of it back. Usually six hours on your feet, two to three in the car to get to increasingly remote and depressed locations.

I did that for four days and checked out.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:55 pm

odontophobia wrote:
D.o.S. wrote:Tom Horton, lesser known brother of Tim?

was on mobile. not really spell checking.

Tombits sound much less appealing that Timbits. Bits of Tim.

When I was 18, I started working at an environmental thing to 'clean up the water' in the great lakes region. Thing was super pyramid-y; ziggurat scheme. Basically only existed to perpetuate itself, which is not really the idea with a non-profit environmental agency (or so I thought). Went door-to-door asking for money with zero training or information. All of the money went to the senior staff...if you cleared $180/day, you made $35 of it back. Usually six hours on your feet, two to three in the car to get to increasingly remote and depressed locations.

I did that for four days and checked out.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:59 pm

Door-to-door fundraising is Hell. Especially during Midwestern winters.

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:54 pm

I'm so glad I'm not alone in this shit fest. Let's start a list of all the pyramid, excuse me multilevel marketing, bullshit we can think of. I'll go first with just what I've been hit up with in the last fucking year.

Thrive
Pruvit
Herbalife
It Works
Advocare
Isagenix
Beachbody

There may have been more but this is shit I've been harassed about in person or Facebook messaged about. Fucking fuckers.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:58 pm

Scientology
Bed bath and beyond
Toothpaste

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:01 pm

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Scientology
Bed bath and beyond
Toothpaste

These all qualify. Especially the Scientology one.

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:35 pm

jwar wrote:I'm so glad I'm not alone in this shit fest. Let's start a list of all the pyramid, excuse me multilevel marketing, bullshit we can think of. I'll go first with just what I've been hit up with in the last fucking year.

Thrive
Pruvit
Herbalife
It Works
Advocare
Isagenix
Beachbody

There may have been more but this is shit I've been harassed about in person or Facebook messaged about. Fucking fuckers.

AKA

anything your loser friends are trying to sell to their 10,000 followers on instagram.

aedes · Post by **aedes** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:50 pm

A guy I went to college with is selling Rodan and Fields. Jesus.

foomanfat · Post by **foomanfat** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:58 pm

I had a bandmate who got into a "multi level marketing" thing and was very upset when I called it a pyramid scheme.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:06 pm

You should've proposed changing the name of the band to "foomanfat & his pyramid schemers"

MechaGodzilla · Post by **MechaGodzilla** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:22 pm

My cousin is a whackjob and has been sacked from various makeup counter jobs for at least playing fast and loose with company rules but more likely stealing shit.

I get a story about what's going on from my nan. "Oh she's selling this teeth whitening stuff " and it's obvious she's fallen for a scam because she's a gullible, delusional idiot who wouldn't know what responsibility was if she'd just covered it in bronzing shit, drawn on some anime eyebrows and took a bad photo with harsh flash and put on instagram.

kbit · Post by **kbit** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:59 pm

Obligatory post.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6MwGeOm8iI[/youtube]

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