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COFFEE CRISP FUCKING SUCKS

KIT KAT IS THE SAME. THEY HAVE ORANGE AND MINT KIT KAT UP HERE WHICH IS DOPE BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY ARE ALWAYS MELTED WHICH WTF ITS COLD AS SHIT UP HERE.

JOE LOUIS FUCKING SUCKS. ITS LIKE A MOON PIE BUT WORSE. HONESTLY LETS JUST ADMIT MOON PIES ARE FUCKING GROSS DUDE.

MEGA SNACK IS EXACTLY LIKE A RICE CRISPY TREAT BUT IS A GENERIC CANDY FOUND IN VENDING MACHINES THAT ALSO FEATURE COUGH DROPS AND SHIT WHICH MEANS IT FUCKING SUCKS.
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WHICH LEADS ME TO MY NEXT POINT: CANADA SUCKS.
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I never had any of those but I had one called Aero once which was like a Nestle Crunch but they replaced the puffed rice with AIR


AIR
the air was all stale too if you can believe that.


That thing sucked too. Why is Canada so bad at candy?
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Dude they are bad at pretty much everything else foodwise too. You ever had pizza with mayonnaise on it?
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I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
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Coffee Crisp rules.
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popvulture wrote:I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
Last night while dosing off I thought it was a review of casecandy.
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SPACERITUAL wrote:WHICH LEADS ME TO MY NEXT POINT: CANADA SUCKS.
Quebec is not Canada, and you're in a hotel room reviewing shitty garbage a vending machine. Get a smoked meat sandwich and get back to me when you're not drunk and on a sugar rush.
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foomanfat wrote:Coffee Crisp rules.
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I'll back Moon Pies fucking suck though. Fuck Moon Pies.
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Of course moon pies sucks. Marshmallows are just like plain socks or Toby Flenderson. Boringly awful.
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SPACERITUAL wrote:Dude they are bad at pretty much everything else foodwise too. You ever had pizza with mayonnaise on it?
I've had hotdogs wrapped in bacon covered in mayonaise in Mexico

Canada did invent this though:

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odontophobia wrote:
popvulture wrote:I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
Last night while dosing off I thought it was a review of casecandy.
Intentional typo?
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D.o.S. wrote:
odontophobia wrote:
popvulture wrote:I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
Last night while dosing off I thought it was a review of casecandy.
Intentional typo?
Lololololol
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Pull your head out of your ass Jamie. Koffee Krisp is delicious.

Try a lion bar - it's basically a 100 grand.
And if you don't get a stale one Aeros are pretty good...
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