Worst Holidays, Ranked

[hbombgraphics]

yeah duck is awesome, not disputing
chicken is a blank canvas
so I guess it can be whatever you want

but if you use the same prep between a turkey and a chicken turkey is way better

[Invisible Man]

yeah duck is awesome
chicken is a blank canvas
whatever you want

And now you have a haiku you can submit to the ILF internet band thread's lyrics dropbox.

[hbombgraphics]

yeah duck is awesome
chicken is a blank canvas
whatever you want

And now you have a haiku you can submit to the ILF internet band thread's lyrics dropbox.

badass haiku dude
Wish I had done that myself
still good either way

[Invisible Man]

AW SHIT

[snipelfritz]

Thanksgiving is great
Turkey and mashed potatoes
Now I'm a fat boy

[wafl]

but if you use the same prep between a turkey and a chicken turkey is way better

Only if you're just throwing the whole bird in the oven, which I don't really like. If you're getting into cream and mushroom crepes or molé turkey imparts a strange flavour. Basically all the sauces I make turkey fucks with and I don't appreciate that. Who does turkey think they is?

[Invisible Man]

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[hbombgraphics]

but if you use the same prep between a turkey and a chicken turkey is way better

Only if you're just throwing the whole bird in the oven, which I don't really like. If you're getting into cream and mushroom crepes or molé turkey imparts a strange flavour. Basically all the sauces I make turkey fucks with and I don't appreciate that. Who does turkey think they is?

Just realizing now I have never been to a turkey bbq before, going to try a split turkey over charcoal this summer
see what happens

[hbombgraphics]

but if you use the same prep between a turkey and a chicken turkey is way better

Only if you're just throwing the whole bird in the oven, which I don't really like. If you're getting into cream and mushroom crepes or molé turkey imparts a strange flavour. Basically all the sauces I make turkey fucks with and I don't appreciate that. Who does turkey think they is?

Just realizing now I have never been to a turkey bbq before, going to try a split turkey over charcoal this summer
see what happens

[D.o.S.]

1. Thanksgiving: Awful food culture to celebrate awful turns in human history and (even though I don't have this problem) an annual chance for most people to reaffirm that they sort of hate their families while nevertheless traveling great lengths to see them because of 'tradition' before throwing all that shit out the window to get a marginally better deal when everything goes "on sale" on Black Friday.


Shit sucks.

I agree OP. Good post.

[Ugly Nora]

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[$harkToootth]

Paging Bloodhammer....you know what movie we have to watch this Thanksgiving

[Jwar]

Everything sucks except for Halloween

[$harkToootth]

I used to find Thanksgiving tolerable...even fun...but the whole having people come to work on Thursday for Black Friday (I never had a job where I had to do this) is completely disgusting.

[dubkitty]

Valentine's Day is the worst, whether you're alone or in a relationship. if you're alone it's incredibly depressing, and if you're with someone there's terrible pressure to come up with the perfect gift.