Stereotyping, trading/buying from me, pink boxes, mcdonalds

[htsamurai]

So I'm pretty hungover, like bad...
I'm calling it an alcohol stroke, my whole right side is in that pain that makes you ask "WTF did I drink last night?!"
so I went to mcdonalds for me and my friend a bit ago and they forgot to add the pancakes to her big breakfast w/ pancakes. I lol'd. Also while walking to my car I found a car stereo just hangin out, lying on the ground. So I walked up to it and was all "This ain't the ghetto yo, t'hell you doin?" and he was all "mah girl kicked me out the partment!" and I was like "damn..." and he was all "damn..." so we was all like "damn..." together. Yo. So I'm driving to mcdonalds and i see this north Indian girl, super cute, wearing a green top and black pants and immediately assume she works at subway! I was a little dissapointed in myself but then realized that she did infact work at subway so the stereotyping was ok...
I also got doughnuts, which made me ask, at what point did a pink box become synonymous with a dozen doughnuts? Isn't that weird? It's like, "hey let's find a cure for breast cancer...with custard filled maple bars!"
I swear it's the same shade of pink they use for the breast cancer stuffs.
I just wanted to say that when you deal with me, I always, always do my absolute best to ship on time and wrapped epically. But as some of you have experienced, some more than once lol, I usually fail at the first half :/
so when dealing with me please add one day to whatever day I said I'll ship and subtrace one day from the estimated time of arrival, as I usually ship in the fastest way possible that my budget will allow, to circumvent my late shipping.
So at this point I'm laying in friends epic bed while she does homework with schoolmates, she's a nutrition science major, I'm laying in her bed, eating mcdonalds and have a dozen doughnuts and she is a nutrition science major...anyone else see an issue here? No clue. It's coffee time

[smile_man]

wut.

[skip]

the old morning buzz-- can be fun sometimes

[Nychthemeron]

HT's drunkposts are so fascinating. Each and every one of them is a masterpiece.

[leastwise]

Will you eat the entire dozen this morning or space them out over the course of the day?

[Jero]

When I woke up & clicked "view new post," this should have been the only one to pop up.

[veteransdaypoppy]

cool story bro

[Big Mon]

SRSLY,ht's drunk/post drunk threads are an artform.

[magiclawnchair]

my doughnuts dont come in a pink box...

i lurvz teh pink box...

[deadbeatriot]

we should start a dedicated thread for drunkposts. just think, if one man can create such an incredible body of work, what would happen if we got all our forumites to share their drunken escapades?

[Big Mon]

we should start a dedicated thread for drunkposts. just think, if one man can create such an incredible body of work, what would happen if we got all our forumites to share their drunken escapades?

Seconded

[tuffteef]

thats an epic breakfast

[Ghost Hip]

I read this.

and understood it.

I enjoyed it too.

This is odd.

[futuresailors]

I only got there's a box of donuts and a bedroom full of girls...

[Chumley]

I vote we have an entire subforum for drunkposts...