ILF Secret Santa 2016

[01010111]

Still no idea what to do for the main gift. But I've got some of the extras lined up that I'm gonna send. Still have a few hundred posts left to read, too.

[Disarm D'arcy]

All posts of victim read. Social media found and stalked. Residence stalked on google maps. All presents bought and safely sound in my cupboard.

I still have an extra gift I'd like to figure out. I have a hunch victim would like it but stalking didn't confirm and I'm afraid they'll hate me if I mess up.

[ProCarsteNation]

Now normally when I'm in a mood such as today,
I'm likely to eat all the sweets I can find in my house.
And I have. All my sweets, that is.

Those accumulating in my Santees Box are safe & sound & waiting to be shipped.

Oh the restraint! Such honor! Much dignity... hot diggety




But those sweets man, they're instilling globalisation-paranoia:

How much of it is really still local? (thus a great gift for my mark)
How much sold world wide? (=booooring)

For some of it I'm sure only a German would eat it.... Printen are frigging weird!

[Inconuucl]

Reminds me when I got Djungelvrål from the scandi side of ILF, my entire house house ate that shit in a day, each of us with varying mixtures of wonderment and digust.

[UglyCasanova]

I tried trolling D.o.S. with djungelvrål when he was here this summer. Turns out, he is awesome and loved them.

Also, this reminded me that I have a bag in the cupboard!

[DRodriguez]

I'm trying to think of local delicacies I can send my mark from NYC, but pizza doesn't ship well. Other local things, we have lots of rats and corruption.

Is djungelvrål that thing we all watched jwar eat?

[Jwar]

I'm trying to think of local delicacies I can send my mark from NYC, but pizza doesn't ship well. Other local things, we have lots of rats and corruption.

Is djungelvrål that thing we all watched jwar eat?

It's not the worst thing I've eat, but perhaps the worst recorded thing. LOL! I still have some. I got like 10 motherfuckers with those! hahahaha! Everyone I get gags and spits them out. Bitches.

[crochambeau]

Residence stalked on google maps.

Oh, it has now become clear I have not yet reached the levels I need to strive for. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways, Sensei.

[popvulture]

Salty licorice... I think I would be into that. Also a fan of pickled herring and stuff of that sort. Terrified of the fermented shark, though. Real fear.

[oldangelmidnight]

I'm trying to think of local delicacies I can send my mark from NYC, but pizza doesn't ship well. Other local things, we have lots of rats and corruption.

Black and white cookie?

[Inconuucl]

Yeah, I'm having a hard time on the snack front, as there's absolutely nothing here that my santee wouldn't be able to find on their own easily, and baking is out of the question.

[Strange Tales]

I'm trying to think of local delicacies I can send my mark from NYC, but pizza doesn't ship well. Other local things, we have lots of rats and corruption.

Is djungelvrål that thing we all watched jwar eat?

Pastrami sandwich?

(I'm having troubles on the snack front as well)

[01010111]

Finally read through all my secret santee's posts, and i have a lead on the main thinger (it might be a little pricey, though...). I'm gonna do some baking to get the snacks. And I have some goodies I'm gonna stick in there. Just need to find some good tunes they might like and I'll be done

[Inconuucl]

You can send baked stuff safely? I'd be too scared to.

[Strange Tales]

Well if you're shipping within the country, baked stuff should be fine if you wrap it properly and ship it priority so it gets there quickly.