ILF Secret Santa 2016

[jrfox92]

We speak 'Merican in this here forum.

[neonblack]

They do that sometimes. Oh look at us, we're beautiful and perfect specimens of humanity who love in a beautiful progressive part of the world! Let us rub our superior language in your poor American faces!





Please one of you guys save me from America

[Iommic Pope]

I'll take free pass out of the Australian system as well if there's one going.
I have graduate levels of education so I can always get a job as a janitor, right?
You guys still need those, yeah?

[UglyCasanova]

Robots will steal your job soon enough, shattering your sentient self worth!!




For the confused: Europeans speak different languages. Me and Brands were google translating into Dutch...at least I was.

Us Scandiz understand each other though...more or less.

[Iommic Pope]

Robots will steal your job soon enough, shattering your sentient self worth!!

Meh, that's what I figured.
Chronically underemployed behavioural scientists just cannot bet a break...

[Chankgeez]

Us Scandiz understand each other though...more or less.

You speak Finnish?

[D.o.S.]

Haal je puddingbuks tevoorschijn en schiet erop los!
Oftewel: boekaakjes

I mean once you get to 'pudding guns' you should be able to figure out the last word (hint: it's got a B and two k's in English, too, if I'm right). International hangman = best hangman.

[Iommic Pope]

Oh....I see.

[D.o.S.]

I mean I could be wrong but I'd bet a mason jar on it.

[Iommic Pope]

[Tristan]

D.o.S. knows what's up. ^

Actually, boekaakjes is not a word, I just made it up as a contraption between:
Boe = something you say when you don't like something
Kaakjes = (cute / little) jaws

Plus in sound it resembles what D.o.S. wanted to put in the mason jar.

And Brandsmannen wrote a pretty much impeccable sentence in Dutch.

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[goroth]

Us Scandiz understand each other though...more or less.

You speak Finnish?

They aren't part of Scandinavia.
The Nordic countries? Yes.
Scandinavia? Helllllls no!

[Disarm D'arcy]

Yeah. They're gouda cheese eaters. Much like the Belgians. I always say you should make a new country with Belgium, Luxembourg, and Switzerland in which people like tax fraud and gouda cheese and don't know if they want to be French of German. The Netherlands defo fits more with those than the Scandos, if only for gouda cheese.

Geopolitics are simple.

[Tristan]

I hate cheese.
Tax fraud is named business sense in Luxemburg, The Netherlands and Switzerland.
Plus our alcohol is cheaper (it's not as good though).
Anyway, even though I was born Dutch I'm probably more European or German in heart and soul so I don't feel addressed.

[fcknoise]

Robots will steal your job soon enough, shattering your sentient self worth!!




For the confused: Europeans speak different languages. Me and Brands were google translating into Dutch...at least I was.

Us Scandiz understand each other though...more or less.

Honestly, if robots could steal our jobs and we'd all be free to do anything that would be ideal. Actually I speak Dutch decently, I just write/spell absolutely horrendously most times