Well my girlfirend broke up with me after 2 years and while she was on a different continent. She just called me up one day and broke it down... which was ridiculous cuz she was coming back in a month anyway. It would have been nicer of her to do it like an adult - face to face.
If she's not coming back anytime soon, I say just do it, man. Straight to the point but don't be mean... She'll get over it. And plus, she won't feel guilty about sleeping with some foreigner to spite you. That's like your last little gift to her - the gift of you not giving a crap.
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Take pics of yourself with this hot sexy foreigner, in escalating states of undress. Then send those pics to the girl you're leaving behind. She'll get the hint, and you don't have to waste energy trying to put it into words. Then, knowing her heart has been broken, I will swoop in and pick up the pieces, like so many times before. Problem solved! I should get my own show.
Not a different continent, but when I broke up with my girlfriend of two years and we were living 2 hours apart.... I was in college and I was looking at other girls. I was honest and told her this. She understood. Although about six months prior we broke up and got back together... so we knew our relationship wasn't exactly stable.
Just be honest, if she can't respect that than you don't want her anyways.
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baw. my friend did this once, she didn't notice and left hers as "in a relationship" and the next day he came to school and was like "WTF! I broke up with yesterday and she already has a new boyfriend!"
^Did your friend eat a lot of paint-chips as a kid?
Have someone wherever you are now call her and tell her you died. I don't think she can do too much to follow up on that, and you can have zombie sex when you get back if you change your mind.
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Maz, I know this sounds cold, but don't break up with her until after her next period. That way you know there's no little maz's running around. Damn, I am a calculating bastard. But who's counting, anyway?
Tag Intel wrote:Maz, I know this sounds cold, but don't break up with her until after her next period. That way you know there's no little maz's running around. Damn, I am a calculating bastard. But who's counting, anyway?
he's been on a different continent for a while, i doubt they've done lately, or discussed her cycles.
wait until she's done her exams and then do it over skype. ask her to turn off recording (if she does that usually) try to say as little as possible... just use distance as a main reason (which is probably accurate)
