ILF Secret Santa 2016

[Iommic Pope]

Yeah new baby before Christmas, man you won't be doing shit

Sorry but hindsight is a bitch.
An hilarious and awful bitch.

Make sure you dump your little turd nugget on visiting family throughout the holiday season.
Get some sleep!

And good luck with everything.

[oldangelmidnight]

Well now I'm obligated to post a song that always makes me cry because I'm a parent of two small children.
Non parents need not listen.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q[/youtube]

[Disarm D'arcy]

This song rendered all Christmas songs moot. Minchkin's a genius to to to to be honest.

[oldangelmidnight]

We received a couple of exciting entrants in the last few days. You should be excited.
I'll accept applications through tonight and then I'll get to work putting together the assignments.

[Disarm D'arcy]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT PSYCHED FOR STALKING AND MY INTERNET WAS FIXED SO I CAN STALK FASTER WITH MY WIFI THAN MY DATA PLAN YEEAAAAAAAAH

Also you all should really listen to White Wine in the Sun to get in the true ILFMAS spirit!

[D.o.S.]

We received a couple of exciting entrants in the last few days. You should be excited.
I'll accept applications through tonight and then I'll get to work putting together the assignments.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE[/youtube]

[odontophobia]

We received a couple of exciting entrants in the last few days. You should be excited.
I'll accept applications through tonight and then I'll get to work putting together the assignments.

[resincum]

Yeah, same for me.
Baby incoming next month means not much free time .

congrats lil papa

[goroth]

Yeah, same for me.
Baby incoming next month means not much free time .

congrats lil papa

Yeah! More children is more better!
My second son has just yelled at me for an hour.
But he kind of relented then gave me a hug and fell asleep.

Children are odd. But so rad. Stoked for ya!

We received a couple of exciting entrants in the last few days. You should be excited.
I'll accept applications through tonight and then I'll get to work putting together the assignments.

Given I applied like the day this thing opens, I don't think this qualifies me as exciting.
Dang!

[Disarm D'arcy]

Yeah! More children is more better!

That's why you explained to me back in Oslo that you were at the right number and age gap, because you practically don't have to do anything except raising your voice so the group will self regulate every once in a while?

Because that's some proper parenting strategy.

[odontophobia]

Yeah! More children is more better!

That's why you explained to me back in Oslo that you were at the right number and age gap, because you practically don't have to do anything except raising your voice so the group will self regulate every once in a while?

Because that's some proper parenting strategy.

I hope my impending journey to fatherhood reeks of this parenting strategy.

[D.o.S.]

At least one study found that it also works on ILFers in varying stages of sobriety.

[goroth]

Nah, you just lock the bastards out and let them sleep outside.

ILF parenting.

[Disarm D'arcy]

At least one study found that it also works on ILFers in varying stages of sobriety.

It failed at waking you up though, another Swede had to tackle you

[D.o.S.]

oh I was awake, just not moving.