Centaur: Horse Top or Bottom?

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Horse top or bottom?

Horse top: love those human bottoms.
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Horse bottom: double that shoe budget.
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I mean if you don't pick horse bottom then you're left with a wimpy human cock right? If you're going to get plugged by a centaur you might as well make it count. Right?


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And imagine the amount of brotein for your muscle mass building!
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Disarm D'arcy wrote:And imagine the amount of brotein for your muscle mass building!
You'll be so full of brotein it will be coming out of your eyes and ears!!!
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The mind of a human+the strength and speed of a horse > the mind of a horse+the speed of two wimpy human legs
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True. Also horses have weird eyes that make me uncomfortable. And they are shitty pets, petting them is absolutely terrible. What I'm saying is I hate horses.
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Haha, fuck your human eyes!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doa7n4YDNJw[/youtube]

If you're talking just as a beast hanging around at various times, then horse top and luscious tail with human legs (would wear pants or shorts). And on the torso, flippers so he could take you across bodies of water. Let's say it's a dude, he could rip bongs but wouldn't talk lots, instead whinnying in a soothing way. Able to sneak around and steal grain and beer. Could also do actual crazy horse vocals in your band, even play blastbeats and flipper percussion. Case closed, centaurs fuck off.
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Is horse top just anthro?

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You ever watched a horse eat a carrot?
Horse top definitely.
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Horse on the outside, human on the inside? Next question: like that, or human outside, horse inside?
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Stallion on the inside.
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popvulture wrote:Stallion on the inside.
That didn't work out for ol' Mr Hands

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
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popvulture wrote:Stallion on the inside.
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