Phrases that bug you

[D.o.S.]

"action steps."

[Seance]

The phrase "butt-hurt" is like a weeping sore on the genitals of the internet.

Sounds someone has an anal tear.

Do you mean "tear" or "tear"?

Are you talking about an ass crying real tears? Or torn anal fabric? Either way, neither applies.

[Iommic Pope]

Anal weepage is real.
Buy a brown handkerchief to raise awareness.
Together, we can dry those brown eyes.

[Jwar]

Anal weepage is real.
Buy a brown handkerchief to raise awareness.
Together, we can dry those brown eyes.

This man speaks the troof.

[Invisible Man]

"action steps."

ARGH FUCK YOU FOR EVEN TYPING THIS

...and then there are it's inbred cousins: actionable and action plan.

[Invisible Man]

Anal weepage is real.
Buy a brown handkerchief to raise awareness.
Together, we can dry those brown eyes.

Imagining a late nite infomercial with this script...with a deadpan delivery from goth geek.

[Iommic Pope]

Bahaha!

[Faldoe]

"Believe me"

[Aquietcabin1978]

Actions plans, forward momentum, moving forward( as opposed to moonwalking), leveraging differences??? What does that even mean yo, sounds like my fucking afternoon and i work in flippin healthcare food service. It is a bad time for the empire.

[JonnyAngle]

Can we also call out people that say incomplete words? It's not a phrase but I find a lot of folks in the fitness industry saying "specially". Specially is not the same as especially you dumb fucking morons.

What's worse is "ek-specially."

[Iommic Pope]

Or "arkse".
"Can I just arkse about...?"
No. You can die.
Or "Cuttle-ry" instead of cutlery.
Shits me no end.

[snipelfritz]

Tuh and fur instead of to and for.

[Achtane]

Not to be rude, but
I'm not racist, but
Literally

[Invisible Man]

Yes, yes, let the hate flow through you...

[CyaNitrate]

I really hate 'bae'. I mean, man..what did you do with all that time you saved by dropping a letter?