ILF Secret Santa 2016

[Jwar]

Or don't. Because for,some reason, some people enjoy a clean criminal record.

If I get you, I'm definitely sending you some Quaalude's. Do people still take those?

[Disarm D'arcy]

If you do, there's a chance you'll get a practical understanding of penal procedure. I'm definitely giving you to the police. I need my record clean to practice law, you silly!
Also, I've never done drugs and don't plan on trying. So we will both have a sad, ILFSS will be frustrating for the both of us, and the forum will certainly descend into anarchy because of it.

[Strange Tales]

Also, I've never done drugs and don't plan on trying..

[D.o.S.]

You know how I know Jwar is old as fuck?

Because he has real Quaaludes.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Also, I've never done drugs and don't plan on trying..

I'm plenty of fun. Safe fun. Ask my ILFEU buddies. My company brought them joy. And general happiness.

[Jwar]

I'm going to mail him drugs. Haha. I am old.

[D.o.S.]

Yeah I would even go so far as to say D'arcy is unimpeachable.

I have some rogue grey hairs so I guess I'm old too. We can hang out and listen to Billy Joel 8 Track tapes as we cruise around in our bitchin' Camero and take Quaaludes together Jwar.

[Disarm D'arcy]

D.o.S can testify to the fact that with the amount of stupid thoughts I voice per minute, intoxicants are of no use to my exquisite character.

[UglyCasanova]

We actually slipped some drugs into DD's orange juice but he remained the same. Basically, he's so high on freedom that drugs are redundant.

[Disarm D'arcy]

My equality has made me inoculate to your royalty conceded freedom, which is merely privilege extended. Also I know you didn't because you're a liberal and my consent to my own destruction through psychedelics is sacred to you. Like Ben Franklin, Alexis de Tocqueville and Benjamin Constant expected of you.

[D.o.S.]

Speaking of consent, Jiang Qing was a fox.

Well, not really. But it's fun to say.

[Iommic Pope]

Meh, wait until he starts practicing.
It'll be all cocaine and SRV strats, then we'll lose him to TGP where he'll be lauded for his rants on immigration and tax reform that pushes the low the to the bottom.

[Disarm D'arcy]

As long as we all end up having a royal with cheese. But still, Pope, sweetie, you're wrong.

[Strange Tales]

I'm sorry I said you're no fun Darcy, I wasn't aware that you supported everyone having a good royale with cheese at the end of it all.

[MSUsousaphone]

Drugs are for bitches. Get me some HGH!