The Cute Barristas thread

[Iommic Pope]

Creep and stalk your favourite cute Barristas here.
Because they are a trap and we walk into it every time.

To the brunette honey with the English accent, rad piercings and killer curves, at End of the Road in New Farm; thanks for the Mocha.

[D.o.S.]

[Chankgeez]

Here's my friend, Jen, who may or may not still be in the coffee game:

[Iommic Pope]

I can't see Jen. Photo cuts off on my phone.

Yeah, this is sketchy as hell, but we'd already established (in the confessions thread) that cute baristas were being exploited by their employers to in turn exploit dickheads like me for my custom, so maybe this is one of those raising awareness to a lame situation things?

Ok, it's not.
But it's a cruel world and cute people that can make coffee should be able to be recognised for their skills and gifts in both of those areas accordingly.

I choose not to dig up.

[Chankgeez]

I can't see Jen. Photo cuts off on my phone.

Fine. Are you happy now? Here's a smaller photo of Jen :

[Iommic Pope]

Your friend has a rad fringe.

I mean, this thread is indefensible, however I COULD open it up for an ethics debate and posit that: by being employed to lure fuckwits suck as myself, cute baristas are consciously entering into a contract of exploitation based on their looks and that if they had a problem with it, they'd quit and go pursue a less exploitative career in a field like exotic dancing.
Discuss.

Also, if you've got a hot dude/whomever that makes you're coffee you've been eyeballing, totally feel free to post about hem here.
I was trying to keep it more like the missed encounters column, so total level 10 stalker photos not necessary.

[Chankgeez]

Yeah, here you go, creepy knows no sexual preference:

[Iommic Pope]

Oh yeah, we have a bunch of those guys around the inner city. Their sole purpose is to entice in bored, well-to-do, urban mums in yoga pants.
Which they do so with terminator-esque efficiency.

Also, don't be judging me as creepy when you're taking sneaky shots from your table of your "friend" Jen.

Seriously.

[Chankgeez]

Hey, I never said I'm not not creepy.

[oldangelmidnight]

Please let's not.
Isn't this what tumblr is for?

[D.o.S.]

Assuming my memory holds Jen should be recognized for being a big fan of TWSS. I think?

[Iommic Pope]

Hey, I never said I'm not not creepy.

Please let's not.
Isn't this what tumblr is for?

You have made the mistake of taking something (I would argue is obviously) inflammatory posted on the internet seriously.
Review your life priorities or post a decent counter point to the previous garbage I rambled and spewed forth.

Assuming my memory holds Jen should be recognized for being a big fan of TWSS. I think?

If so, Jen is doing life correctly.
I can see why Chank is stealing her laundry and going through her garbage.

[Chankgeez]

Assuming my memory holds Jen should be recognized for being a big fan of TWSS. I think?

If so, Jen is doing life correctly.
I can see why Chank is stealing her laundry and going through her garbage.

Yes, you can put forth all blame for "TWSS" upon Jen (and she'll most likely gladly accept it).

[Iommic Pope]

Jen sounds cool.

You should marry her, by which I mean abduct her Cathy Bates/James Caan Misery styles until she "comes around".

Not to dismiss OldAngel either, but the point about tumblr is important.
As with all social media, do we give attractive people a free pass for donking the Internet up with selfies and ab shots and butt pics? How do they seem to skirt conversations of exploitative material and gender/feminist/sexism arguments by merit of saying "I'm just comfortable with my body"?
Are they really just trying to say "eat shit, I'm way better lookin than you'll a ever be"?
Should us not so attractive people be butthurt about this?
Are they exploiting us for more hits to further advance their careers in being ridiculously good looking?

(More to point) Why does anybody even care when it's simply more vacuous content?
Is this thread so upsetting, when in reality it is simply more vacuous content?
Does it even matter then, or does it mark a steady slide into further sexualisation of the Internet and world around us that seems inescapable and overwhelming?
Do we have a reponsibility to stand against it or do we let them YOLO with cake?
Are you now questioning your involvement with such content and the way you view people?

[UglyCasanova]