Hippie shit.

[Iommic Pope]

Dudes, I'm disgusted with myself, but winter has hit hard and I need a new hoodie.
I have become, ashamedly, very attracted to the idea of getting one of those up cycled, sewn together hippie coats with the pixie hoods, basically so I can become a winter Druid and escape the wind. The wool/ cottoned lined ones are looking the go.
Problems: they only come in foul colours that are colourful. I need black, grey or dark green. Or some combination thereof.
Secondly the rad long ones only seem to be made for women and I can't find any male equivalent that isn't just a lame, date rape drug taking/giving version of a glorified hoodie.
Anyone know what I'm talking about and where I can get what I want?

[Chankgeez]

Oh, I'm glad you brought up the hippie shit. I'm just about to watch this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRN0uClnJBw[/youtube]

[Iommic Pope]

I watched the first 30 seconds but I am definitely gonna check that later when I'm at home.

[Iommic Pope]

This sort of dank shit, except for dudes and without so much colour.

[Chankgeez]

I don't know where you can get that kinda hippie shit. Can't you get someone on Etsy or somewhere to make you something like that?

[Iommic Pope]

Yeah.
I've never bought anything off etsy.
Is it sketch?
This stuff all came from there but there's no ready made stuff for guys.

[Chankgeez]

I've never bought anything off of Etsy either. (Yeah, those look like you found 'em on Etsy.) I think it's a pretty well established selling platform at this point though. You should just ask one of the people who made those if they could make you one in doom man colors. Couldn't hurt to ask, right?

[Iommic Pope]

I'm thinking that may have to be the go.
My only problem is it's cold NOW.
They look so cosy.
I don't even care how douchey they are.

[Chankgeez]

Should've started looking a couple months ago.

[Iommic Pope]

I didn't realise I like them until yesterday.
I saw some hooded ponchos for sale and thought they looked really comfy and warm, then I jumped down the rabbit hole.

[Chankgeez]

[Iommic Pope]

I was about to type "ponchos are for posers", but that has proven me so wrong.

[Chankgeez]

FYI, I'm about 2/3rds of the way through that video I posted above. Interesting subject, but dude's narration is kinda dry.

Would've been much better were he wearing a poncho.

[Iommic Pope]

True.
Poncho adds +2 base points to charisma yielding a 25% bonus to all speech abilities.

[goroth]

Dude that Druid robe would look pretty sweet in different shades of dark grey.