HOW 2 TLK 2 GIRLS

[kbit]

Casecandy already ...Is A Real Boy.

[casecandy]

Haha, kbit knows my soul... beat me to it

I'll play myself out

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj9izqxxdtI[/youtube]

[Invisible Man]

Played in a sweet/terrible metal band as a youth ("Magnum TrendKill." Not joking) where the guitar player was obsessed with that Electric Six tune, probably because his homophobia was a latent reaction to being closeted or something.

But he would pull up to girls and say "Excuse me."

They'd say "Yes?"

And he'd say "NUTSACK," then speed away. That's how he talked to girls. He was a fucking idiot.

My move was always to ask them if they'd let me take them to dinner sometime. Worked every time. The last time resulted in a couple of kids (years later, obviously).

[Jero]

My move was always to ask them if they'd let me take them to dinner sometime. Worked every time. The last time resulted in a couple of kids (years later, obviously).

Ahhh see, now that is where I've been messing up. Mine, which never works (I get it now) was like yours but with, "eat" & "for."

[casecandy]

But he would pull up to girls and say "Excuse me."

They'd say "Yes?"

And he'd say "NUTSACK," then speed away. That's how he talked to girls. He was a fucking idiot.

That is... wow. And this was an adult human? Like... who failed him?

EDIT: Ah, just read "as a youth." Thank God. Hardly makes it better though

[Invisible Man]

My move was always to ask them if they'd let me take them to dinner sometime. Worked every time. The last time resulted in a couple of kids (years later, obviously).

Ahhh see, now that is where I've been messing up. Mine, which never works (I get it now) was like yours but with, "eat" & "for."

The rhetorical device is very intentional, Jero. Please understand the delicate balance of power this carefully crafted phrase communicates to a young lady who often feels like she has no agency in the dating scene. "I humbly prostrate myself before you, m'lady, &c." If you're not a douche about it, and still project some sort of personality, it's coolcoolcool.

But he would pull up to girls and say "Excuse me."

They'd say "Yes?"

And he'd say "NUTSACK," then speed away. That's how he talked to girls. He was a fucking idiot.

That is... wow. And this was an adult human? Like... who failed him?

EDIT: Ah, just read "as a youth." Thank God. Hardly makes it better though

He was probably 17 or 18 at the time. Remember: he played guitar in a metal band called "Magnum TrendKill." His emotional maturity was pretty much in line with what you'd expect from someone who has that on their resume. He would frequently go on rants about which fast food restaurant had better soft serve, too--Wendy's or McD's. Because that's worth spending mental energy on.

[SPACERITUAL]

He would frequently go on rants about which fast food restaurant had better soft serve, too--Wendy's or McD's. Because that's worth spending mental energy on.

Hey fuck you that sounds like some crucial shit right there.

[casecandy]

He would frequently go on rants about which fast food restaurant had better soft serve, too--Wendy's or McD's. Because that's worth spending mental energy on.

Hey fuck you that sounds like some crucial shit right there.

I mean, it depends. The Wendy's Frostees are harder and feel more "old-school," sortof like a Howard Johnson's New England Frapp, if it weren't as blended. The chocolate has a more authentic flavour and the texture has nice grain to it. Whereas the McDonald's McFlurry... I mean, I'm partial to it because it's something that McDonald's first tested out in the Maritime provinces of Canada, and then expanded outward, so we were the first ones to get it. But to be honest... both are overshadowed by Dairy Queen. I'm not sure why you'd go to another fast food place for soft serve when you have a fast-food place completely devoted to soft serve.

[snipelfritz]

You poor babies and your not having frozen custard places all over.

Get on my Culver's-having level.

[SPACERITUAL]

The mcflurry, in the usa is and always will be total garbage. The fucking toppings suck ass. m&ms or oreos. MMMMM thanks but nah dude. Other countries get wondrous, delightful mixes both seasonal and year round and all we ever get are m&ms and oreos.

Now the hot fudge sunday is siq because its a dollar so if you have two dollars that means you can get two, eat one, and have a whole other one to throw at rednecks driving down the highway.


Wendys on the other hand relies on the heavenly combination of sweet and savory frosty and salty mouthwatering fries. I actually had a discussion the other day about this. Apparently there are people who do not dip their fries into their frosties. I call these people subhumans.

Oh also if you get a straight up large coke and a dollar vanilla frosty and dump it into the coke its the best shit in the entire world.

[SPACERITUAL]

You poor babies and your not having frozen custard places all over.

Get on my Culver's-having level.

Oh we have culvers and abbots and that other place thats kinda like steak and shake. i agree that custard reigns supreme. Abbots strawberry custard with snicker bars dude...... they just put a shake shack in atlanta and I've been dying to go try it out.

[futuresailors]

This is the most right thing you've ever posted.
That and how you're cxl Alden's are pleb.

The mcflurry, in the usa is and always will be total garbage. The fucking toppings suck ass. m&ms or oreos. MMMMM thanks but nah dude. Other countries get wondrous, delightful mixes both seasonal and year round and all we ever get are m&ms and oreos.

Now the hot fudge sunday is siq because its a dollar so if you have two dollars that means you can get two, eat one, and have a whole other one to throw at rednecks driving down the highway.


Wendys on the other hand relies on the heavenly combination of sweet and savory frosty and salty mouthwatering fries. I actually had a discussion the other day about this. Apparently there are people who do not dip their fries into their frosties. I call these people subhumans.

Oh also if you get a straight up large coke and a dollar vanilla frosty and dump it into the coke its the best shit in the entire world.

[Iommic Pope]

Case, that was classy. Graceful even.
I salute you.

Our McFlurries are just those basic ones, but I dig M&Ms so it's ok with me. We occasionally get some OK shit, but I know that our island home is pretty much 20 years behind everyone else for this shit.
For instance: how the fuck does frozen yoghurt work?

[Iommic Pope]

Correction: we have froghurt, we don't have frozen custard. I have a brain shart.

[Jero]

Lived down the street from a Culvers at one point. Went there quite often.

And what the hell...McFlurries in other places have Lion Bars and other such good options. Makes me sad.