HOW 2 TLK 2 GIRLS

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HOW 2 TLK 2 GIRLS

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I once nicknamed a girl "furburger" and it immediately spread to her high school. It later followed her to college. It got so bad that when she graduated she moved to South Korea. She still texts me.
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Heck. I'm take notes.
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I like Against Me :erm: :mope:
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nieh wrote:I like Against Me :erm: :mope:

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Look at this shiny casecandy bait thread... resist, cc, resist...

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Never did too much talking to random girls, but one night I met a girl at a party and I was super drunk so didn't feel the need to be careful with what I said, so when she asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up I totally said "immortal" and she totally ended up making out with me in the street later on.

(after we got done dancing at a gay bar :lol: )
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GAY BAR?
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Most of my friends in Seattle were gay -- I'm a designer who hates sports and cars and likes to talk about books and art. The night began at a birthday party, then off to a lesbian bar, then ended at a gay bar. It was fun. :!!!:
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spacelordmother wrote:...I was super drunk so didn't feel the need to be careful with what I said, so when she asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up I totally said "immortal" and she totally ended up making out with me in the street later on.
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D.o.S. wrote:GAY BAR?
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spacelordmother wrote:Never did too much talking to random girls, but one night I met a girl at a party and I was super drunk so didn't feel the need to be careful with what I said, so when she asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up I totally said "immortal" and she totally ended up making out with me in the street later on.

(after we got done dancing at a gay bar :lol: )
Part of me really hopes that you didn't mean immortal in the sense of living forever, but like joining Immortal the band.
And that that's the thing that lit her fire.
Other than that, rad and hilarious.

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