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Pancakes are gross as fuck.

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Ok so you guys need to chill the fuck out with pancakes. I get that they can be tasty but they are objectively inferior to waffles and crepes and beignets and ESPECIALLY french toast.

They are good for like two seconds then turn into sloppy syrupy garbage.

Waffles are much better because the way they are cooked hardens the outside to protect longer against the syrup. So if you're going to eat pancakes, just eat waffles. Unless you suck at the waffle maker. Then don't eat. And die.
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Here, a pancake is more like a crepe. Thin, usually with blueberry jam. What you Americanos call pancakes would be a 'svele' in Norway, and they are way better than yr pancakes.

Don't even get me started on waffles.

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SPACERITUAL wrote: Unless you such at the waffle maker.
That's the name of our new band. :snax:

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U dum.

But on the real, I saw a video recently where a guy put funfetti batter in a waffle iron and I almost funfetti'd all over my screen.
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What is funfetti
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They made like five "waffles" with it and put the icing in between the layers. Why I haven't bought a waffle iron since seeing that video is fucking way beyond me.

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Don't maple your pancakes?
Plus make them thick. I feel like this is a no brainer.

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Also comparing pancakes and waffles etc. is clearly ridiculous.
Particularly French toast.
Not even the same sport, champ.
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Iommic Pope wrote: Also comparing pancakes and waffles etc. is clearly ridiculous.
Particularly French toast.
Not even the same sport, champ.
They are breakfast food you typically put butter and syrup on. Waffles are made of the exact same material. This is the exact same sport.
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What makes waffles great (besides the slight crispness) is their optimal surface area.
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snipelfritz wrote:What makes waffles great (besides the slight crispness) is their optimal surface area.


I like to mix in crushed up oreos with my batter. get it out and butter that fucker up. goes awesome with syrup or strawberry ice cream.
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It's like you assholes never had buckwheat before. Fucking amazing pancakes.

Still, the best pancakes I ever had were ebelskivers.
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popvulture wrote:Image
I'm way down to clown with this.

Mash up some strawbs, mix in some sugar and let it sit in the fridge overnight for some maximum licious topping (with whipped cream of course)
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