You know.... as the divine ruler of the glorious kingdom of South Carolina, I used to think I knew a thing or two about rural country fucktards. Thats right up until i spent most of last year and the beginning of the current one in Mississippi. Its like Ole Miss was involved in some kind of secret government experiment to produce biologically engineered super mongoloids.
Im talking when people heard i was from south carolina they were apologizing for my state having to take down its rebel flag because "ITS A SHAME WHATS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRI CAUSE UH THEM UPPITY NIGRUNZ".
It must have something to do with the dogshit ass food they eat. Mississippi is to cajun food what the olive garden is to italian. Then you hit Oxford and take your ass downtown and it becomes some fucked up reinterpretation of california cuisine meets cajun and soul stylings filtered through some food network half rate bobby flay fuckup of a cook. And did i mention....DID I MENTION GUYS THAT THEY SERVED ME A CHIMAY BLUE IN A FUCKING PINT GLASS????? LIKE HELLO ITS CALLED GLASSWARE YOU CRACKER ASS WHITEBREAD HALFWIT. DONT BELIEVE ME? HERES THE PICTURE.
And its a shame. Because the sky is blue and the grass is this beautiful green and I occasionally met some real genuine people. Like the folks that run BTC grocery in Water Valley, or the staff and patrons of SnackBar in Oxford. Also theres the fact that I routinely bombed by state troopers and police officers doing like 120 and nobody batted an eye. Also if you go to pass someone they slow down so you can pass them more quickly.
Ultimately you have to take this shit on a case by case basis. Can businesses refuse service to people on personal grounds? Fuck yes, this is America and I will scream till I lose my voice to protect their right to do so. And the second someone in my town actually refuses service to a couple based on sexual orientation, ill wait till they are closed for the night and spray paint "TOTAL FUCKING RETARDS" across the front of their business.
Then i will band together with other likeminded individuals to boycott their store and make sure everyone in town is aware of their shitty practices. And hopefully they'll go out of business. And die. Because this is america and we have the freedom to run our lives and our businesses in keeping with our beliefs, however idiotic they may be. And none else has the right to stop you from doing that. But this is also a capitalist society, where the rest of your town has the right to shop the fuck elsewhere until you go belly up, to show you they don't appreciate you hanging around when you clearly need to fuck off back to the 1700s or whatever.