less_cunning wrote:yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.
WHY? am i going to make some rib-eye steaks for breakfast & eat the leftover French Toast that i didn't fuck up yesterday.
WHY? am i typing this on ILF instead of gettin' my fanny in the damn kitchen.
Why does ILF torment me with distant yummies?
Because stomp boxes are hard to swallow.... And that's why.
less_cunning wrote:yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.
What is a butterworth? Why does it have wife? Did this actual butterworth even exist? What is butterworth's worth anyway? Why do people fuck up French Toast by making it into a dessert like substance? Why would anyone eat marjoram by choice? that I really don't get
less_cunning wrote:yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.
What is a butterworth? Why does it have wife? Did this actual butterworth even exist? What is butterworth's worth anyway? Why do people fuck up French Toast by making it into a dessert like substance? Why would anyone eat marjoram by choice? that I really don't get
Whoaaaaaaa....back up to the french toast part. Don't tell me you're one of those wierdos that just use egg and eat it with onions and shit? Why would you do that? Why would you not want to make it sweet and dessert-y with milk and syrup and powdered sugar and perhaps some nutella?
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
I still find it odd to not want a dessert like substance. Sometimes I make two batches of french toast. One with just egg to have as dinner and a second batch with egg and milk for dessert. Mmmm...carbs. 100% with you on the marjoram though.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
" - smile_man
And that is the only true french toast topping there is!
