Jebus wrote:Can you show me now that I will not be killed in vain? Show me just a little of your omnipresent brain! Show me there's a reason for your wanting me to die! You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on why!
Why am I such a hypochondriac? I found like 20 mouse turds in the back of a new-to-me cab this week (Bag End Q10B-D hooray!), and now I'm convinced I have the hantavirus. Why?
Also I'm totally in agreement about peanut butter. M - F only. Why?
I will one up you.........
Why did a packrat decide to make a home in my old Mitchell 1X15 cab? nothing fed back like that thing... One day I went to move it and a PILE of rat shit fell out of the port... Everything was destroyed AND! it filled the cab full of rocks....
Why have kids, when their kids will be desperately fighting off cannibals at the front door after civilization collapses in 50 years' time?
ILF pedals: DE Eye of God, Mellowtone Wolf Computer, Mellowtone Singing Tree LE, Fuzzhugger Arc Flash Oscillator, DSc Miniberator, Mysterious J boost/cut/tremolo pedal
yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.
WHY? am i going to make some rib-eye steaks for breakfast & eat the leftover French Toast that i didn't fuck up yesterday.
WHY? am i typing this on ILF instead of gettin' my fanny in the damn kitchen.
less_cunning wrote:yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.
WHY? am i going to make some rib-eye steaks for breakfast & eat the leftover French Toast that i didn't fuck up yesterday.
WHY? am i typing this on ILF instead of gettin' my fanny in the damn kitchen.
Why does ILF torment me with distant yummies?
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
less_cunning wrote:yesterday for breakfast WHY? did i make da bomb French Toast. WHY? did i have to put Mrs. Butterworth's on that shit so it would be even more da bomb. & then why did the bacon that i put black pepper, cumin & ground marjoram on whilst cooking just go so mutherfuckin' right w/ my French Toast.
WHY? am i going to make some rib-eye steaks for breakfast & eat the leftover French Toast that i didn't fuck up yesterday.
WHY? am i typing this on ILF instead of gettin' my fanny in the damn kitchen.
Why does ILF torment me with distant yummies?
Because stomp boxes are hard to swallow.... And that's why.
AND! it filled the cab full of rocks....
" - smile_man
